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Title: Football Chants
Post by: tinkerman on October 25, 2010, 06:34:15 AM: Taken from todays Sun - Stoke fans taunted their United rivals by singing: "Robbed by a Scouser, you're getting robbed by a Scouser." And "Rooney's right, your team is s***e" They also chanted: "You're s**t, Rooney says you are."

Don't you just love football fans:D

any memorable ones you can think of?
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Gavos999 on October 25, 2010, 09:09:00 AM: Cant remember when i heard this one[?]

"John Terry wooah,
John Terry wooah,
He slipped when he kicked the ball,
And Chelsea won f.*k all!"
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on October 25, 2010, 09:14:12 AM: I remember when Liverpool played Cologne at Anfield and they sang "You will never score Cologne"
Title: Football Chants
Post by: fletch on October 25, 2010, 10:44:04 AM: In the style of AMARILLO

When the day is dawning
On a Kopites Monday morning
How I long to be there
The bottom 3 is waiting for me there
All around the city
Where I lay my hat
They say thanks to Torres
The useless Spanish tw*t!
Is this the way to relegation?
The laughing stock of all the nation
Dreaming dreams of trips to Preston
Days out in S****horpe wait for me.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: villabadem on March 09, 2011, 12:00:52 PM: No trips to Preston mate we will be in the 1st division
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Supacabby on March 09, 2011, 12:09:42 PM: He shot, he scored, it must be Peter Ward, Peter Ward.

Yep, I'm a BHA Seagull at heart!
Title: Football Chants
Post by: stoop on March 09, 2011, 12:34:36 PM: My favourite of all time was during an Old Firm game just after the news broke that Rangers keeper Andy Gorham had been diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia.

The Celtic fans chanted

Ã¢€Å“Two Andy Gorhams, thereÃ¢€TMs only two Andy GorhamsÃ¢€Â
Title: Football Chants
Post by: stoop on March 09, 2011, 12:39:42 PM: and a funny Leeds one:

Harry Gration (BBC Look North)doing a live report outside the ground before the champions league semi - Leeds fans chant:

Ã¢€Å“OhÃ¢€Â¦ Posh Spice is a slapper,
Ã¢€Å“She screwing all the nation
Ã¢€Å“And when sheÃ¢€TMs screwing Beckham,
Ã¢€Å“She thinks of Harry Gration.Ã¢€Â

Substitute 'screwing' for another ruder word and you get the drift.
Title: Football Chants
Post by: usedbustickets on March 09, 2011, 12:56:46 PM: One of the best laughs I heard in a football crowd was last season, Arsenal vs Portsmouth. The Pompey Supporter with the big hat, bare chest and bell had not returned from his half-time pie and pint. Noticing his absence the Arsenal fans began a chant of

'Where's the w&nker with the bell?, Where's the w&nker with the bell?' ... big laugh from Arsenal and Portsmouth supporters.

The game then progressed, suddenly the bell starts ringing again, and straight away the Pompey Fans in full voice and unison all turned and pointed to to the behatted bell ringer - who was now standing even larger than life - and they started to sing

'Here's the w&nker with the bell, Here's the worthless contemptible person with the bell'

Even bigger laugh from both sets of supporters. One of those perfect football crowd moments[^]
Title: Football Chants
Post by: davybill on March 09, 2011, 13:07:08 PM: waggys better than pele/waggys better than pele.
we love to see him run down the wing,
and watch him on the TELE.

wolves fans on winger dave wagstaff.60s/70s
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Highlander on March 09, 2011, 13:34:51 PM: Talking of the flying pig.....

I was at an Aberdeen, Hibs game in the 80's when Goram was in goal for the Hibs. Goram was between the sticks at the Beach End and I was on the terrace at the opposite end of the ground.

Suddenly, this wee fella, maybe 6 or 7 years old, in front of me bellowed out "Goram - you're a w*nker. I was a little taken aback that the boy's father, stood right beside him, didn't say anything about the verbal assault on the opposition's goalie.

Undaunted, the wee man did it again, but this time with even more venom " Goram - you're a f..... w*anker"

This time however, the father took decisive action and give his son a right royal clip round the ear.

Good for you I thought, only to have my admiration shattered when, just as the blow landed, the father announced angrily "Stop that son - he's at the other end of the pitch and will never hear you"

:(
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Steve B on March 09, 2011, 14:50:27 PM: When Birmingham signed Emile Heskey we were not particularly happy about it but at the same time we invented this song (sung to the tune of winter wonderland)
"Theres only one, Emile Heskey!
Theres only one, Emile Heskey!
He used to be s***e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland"
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 09, 2011, 14:57:07 PM: Bir Esnaf ambulansla eve gidiyor
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 09, 2011, 15:00:57 PM: Bu piç kimdir?
Bu piç kimdir?
siyah giymis bu piç kimdir?
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 09, 2011, 15:01:48 PM: With apologies to people who can speak Turkish properly :D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: desmartinson on March 09, 2011, 15:05:50 PM: remember chant,song, many years ago, glory,glory, tottenham hotspur, think it was pinched by another team. but cant remember who by. anyone help ;)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Highlander on March 09, 2011, 17:32:17 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Bu piç kimdir?
Bu piç kimdir?
siyah giymis bu piç kimdir?

Is that a Neil Lennon quote: :)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 09, 2011, 17:45:39 PM: Evet, so it is :D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: stoop on March 09, 2011, 18:22:59 PM: quote:
Originally posted by desmartinson

remember chant,song, many years ago, glory,glory, tottenham hotspur, think it was pinched by another team. but cant remember who by. anyone help ;)

To be fair the tune doesn't belong to spurs and many teams have sung to it over the years. Leeds included.
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 09, 2011, 18:24:44 PM: It's just when Spurs fans sing it, you do feel it's stretching the truth a bit. Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur? Only for the older ones amongst us, and even then not much :D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: stoop on March 09, 2011, 19:40:22 PM: I think the Leeds players even brought it out as a single before one of our FA Cup finals late 60's or early 70's.
Title: Football Chants
Post by: stoop on March 09, 2011, 19:47:50 PM: 1969:

Glory, Glory Leeds United
Trad. arr. Ronnie Hilton
Produced by Walter J. Ridley
EMI Publishing 1968
Manchester can rave about the Summerbee and Best
And there's Liverpool and Arsenal and Spurs and all the rest
But let us sing the praises of the lads we love the best
As Leeds go marchin' on

Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
They're the greatest football team in all the land

Now little Billy Bremner is the captain of the crew
For the sake of Leeds United he will break himself in two
His hair is red and fuzzy and his body's black and blue
But Leeds go marchin' on

Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
They're the greatest football team in all the land

Now first we won the League Cup and before so very long
The Inter-City's champions were really going strong
And once again at Wembley you will hear us sing this song
As Leeds go marchin' on

Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
They're the greatest football team in all the land

In the Paddock and the Scratching Shed let's hear the voices sing
Let's get behind United and make the rafters ring
We're a team we can be proud of and Don Revie is the king
As Leeds go marchin' on

Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
They're the greatest football team in all the land

Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
Glory, glory Leeds United
They're the greatest football team in all the land
Title: Football Chants
Post by: laffa on March 09, 2011, 21:24:22 PM: I like Scouser Tommy, The Fields Of Anfield Road, Liver Bird Upon My chest, Ariva derci ,(spelling),There's loads,
but I like the Peter Crouch one when he was here, He's big , he's red, his feet hang out the bed, then there's the ones I cant write. ;)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: kayakebab on March 09, 2011, 22:21:58 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Supacabby

He shot, he scored, it must be Peter Ward, Peter Ward.

Yep, I'm a BHA Seagull at heart!

That brings back memories, I was a seagulls fan too when I lived in Brighton, ( I was madly in love with Tony Towner and even got a lift in his Escort Mexico one day after watching them training)
Now my son is a fanatical season ticket holder anxiously waiting for the new stadium to be finished.

Oh, Sussex, Sussex by the sea
Good old Sussex by the Sea
You may tell them all that we stand or fall
For Sussex by the sea.
Title: Football Chants
Post by: kanga on March 10, 2011, 08:06:32 AM: Stevie Bull's a tatter
WOLVES SONG TO THE TUNE OF MY OLD MANS A DUSTMAN
Stevie Bull's a tatter
He wears an England cap
He plays for Wolverhampton
And he's a lovely chap

He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
And when we play the Albion
He'll score all f***ing night
WOOOOOHHH
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Supacabby on March 10, 2011, 13:53:08 PM: quote:
That brings back memories, I was a seagulls fan too when I lived in Brighton, (I was madly in love with Tony Towner and even got a lift in his Escort Mexico one day after watching them training).

Now my son is a fanatical season ticket holder anxiously waiting for the new stadium to be finished.

Tony lives 5 mins from me, he runs his own removals business now.

I'm also a season ticket holder & have my Falmer ticket already bought & paid for, going up to the championship as champions & a new stadium to enjoy, good times here in "sunny" Brighton!
Title: Football Chants
Post by: badger on March 10, 2011, 20:19:48 PM: Laffs
What about He's here He's red He talks like Father Ted

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane :D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 10, 2011, 20:36:47 PM: Sonsuza kadar kabarciklar esiyor duyuyorum
Güzel hava kabarciklari
Neredeyse gökyüzüne ulasmak, bu kadar yüksek uçmak
Ve hayallerim gibi onlar solmaya ve ölmek
Title: Football Chants
Post by: badger on March 10, 2011, 20:41:14 PM: The old chants/songs are the best

" I'm forever blowing bubbles" first out in 1918

You'll never walk alone 1945

Obviously Laffs is too young to remember the Gerry Marsden

version in 1963 :D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Highlander on March 10, 2011, 20:56:36 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Sonsuza kadar kabarciklar esiyor duyuyorum
Güzel hava kabarciklari
Neredeyse gökyüzüne ulasmak, bu kadar yüksek uçmak
Ve hayallerim gibi onlar solmaya ve ölmek

I trust sunnyd is charging the going rate :)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: tinkerman on March 10, 2011, 21:02:55 PM: Bertie Mee said to Shankly have you heard of the north bank highbury,
Shanks said no I don't think so but I,ve heard of the Bournemouth boot boys:D :-\
Title: Football Chants
Post by: fletch on March 10, 2011, 21:05:56 PM: The Notts County fans sing;

"I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off! I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off!"

Came from when the groundsman was wheeling his barrow behind the goal and guess what?........

That was over 100 years ago I think. ;)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: yabanci on March 11, 2011, 07:10:27 AM: I didnt realize you had been at Meadow Lane that long!:D
Title: Football Chants
Post by: Scunner on March 11, 2011, 08:33:27 AM: He was in charge of the new wheelbarrow wheel appeal ;)
Title: Football Chants
Post by: fletch on March 11, 2011, 10:14:11 AM: Believe me at this moment in time I feel like I'm over 100 years old!!!!

Anyway Paul, It wouldn't surprise me if Boston Utd had a song about 'mushy peas' or similar..... ;) Sorry, that should be 'MUUUSHY PEAS DUUUCK' :D:D