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Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 19, 2010, 00:08:06 AM
If you joined and still can't post
On our forum for the Turkish coast
I'm afraid your wait could well be long
You typed your email address but got it wrong

Now if you came to plug your bar
Or rent your house or sell your car
Your post will not be warmly greeted
In fact it soon will be deleted

If your advert has been withdrawn
You don't need to post your scorn
Stuff your forum it's your loss
You're only welcome if you know the boss

We'll bed you in if you are new
Not all people know what to do
To get it wrong is no disgrace
But type it please in lower case

Please use the search it's all been asked
The weather for each month that passed
Is it warm enough to swim in May
And where's the boat to Fethiye

Can someone tell me how to post my pic
It's hard to do and I'm not thick
It may be time to grab my coat
I've buggered up "reply with quote"

The truth is we are here to assist
A point some people choose to miss
If you're not sure just give a shout
There's always a helping hand about

 :)
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Gavos999 on November 19, 2010, 00:50:15 AM
class !
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Mr Pickles on November 19, 2010, 02:37:25 AM
Eat your heart out Robbie Burns :D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Gorgeous_bird on November 19, 2010, 05:00:57 AM
Very good too much time on your hands?
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Ian on November 19, 2010, 06:48:20 AM
Very good - but I was thinking of some late night posters when I saw the word "assist"  8)
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: sunnyd on November 19, 2010, 07:09:27 AM
I never knew you had poetic talents Mr Scunner Sir :D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: june on November 19, 2010, 07:18:57 AM
He's a poet and we didn't know it :D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: kayakebab on November 19, 2010, 07:44:12 AM
so whats the weather like in MAY?
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: pookie on November 19, 2010, 08:11:23 AM
:D:D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: tribalelder on November 19, 2010, 08:36:01 AM
Campaigning to be the next Poet Laureate[?]:D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: littlereddevil on November 19, 2010, 09:05:56 AM
Scunner you've missed your vocation
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: heatherhanum on November 19, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
Wow that was brill x
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 19, 2010, 10:34:22 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

Very good too much time on your hands?


Things are quiet you must remember
Property never sold in November
I do my emails and then have lunch
That's real estate in the credit crunch.
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Gorgeous_bird on November 19, 2010, 10:41:19 AM
I should use my down time more productively instead I prefer to take pictures of my surgical stockings!
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Colwyn on November 19, 2010, 11:43:59 AM
These rules are made by Scunner
Who was a Calis incomer
It's been reported
He was deported
But we know he did a runner.
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Anne on November 19, 2010, 12:21:13 PM
You need to go get a real job Mr Scunner ;)
Nice one:D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Highlander on November 19, 2010, 12:35:05 PM
Excellent:D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 19, 2010, 12:41:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Anne

You need to go get a real job Mr Scunner ;)

I do have a real job, I'm self employed! The work just happens to be a bit seasonal :D I could work in a Santa's grotto for November and December though (and no, not as an elf).
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: pookie on November 19, 2010, 13:47:30 PM
[/quote]
(and no, not as an elf).
[/quote]  You could always borrow Tinx's pink Tutu, you Big Fairy  ;):D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: tintin1504 on November 19, 2010, 14:53:33 PM
Scunner,we're not all going to lie to you!
You are no poet.
Stop!
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 19, 2010, 14:59:11 PM
Wayhay, my fun streak has been punctured! I don't see myself as a poet actually :D I do love your implication that this topic contains nothing but around a dozen total liars and only one person who isn't just a creep (you) lol

I might try CBF rules in macrame instead.



Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Jim Fraser on November 19, 2010, 15:07:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner


I might try CBF rules in macrame instead.


So you can tell them to get knotted if they don't like it?
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: tintin1504 on November 19, 2010, 15:13:03 PM
 ;)
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Anne on November 19, 2010, 15:21:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

quote:
Originally posted by Anne

You need to go get a real job Mr Scunner ;)

I do have a real job, I'm self employed! The work just happens to be a bit seasonal :D I could work in a Santa's grotto for November and December though (and no, not as an elf).



Santa's Little Helper[?]:D 8)
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 19, 2010, 15:25:36 PM
In the Derbyshire town of Belper

I'm not going to let old tinribs put me off my poetry career just yet :D
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: tintin1504 on November 19, 2010, 15:28:10 PM
 :oSCUNNED!
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: badger on November 19, 2010, 18:34:23 PM


 Excellent verse with plenty of wit

  Surely the twins had a hand in it  :)
Title: CBF Rules OK
Post by: Scunner on November 20, 2010, 14:14:26 PM
There was a purpose to this - it may give new members an idea of some of the often occurring errors made on forums. Believe it or not, although it is easy to ask people to follow the rules, actually deleting posts is a horrible thing to have to do. If we can get across some of the basic rules but tongue in cheek, we'd have less to delete, every week  ;)