Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: GordonA on November 19, 2010, 15:19:44 PM
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Feeling bored one evening alone in his hotel room, Bert picked up the 'phone by his bed, & called the number of a local "massage" parlour, When a young lady answered, he told her that he would like her to come over to room 102, where he would be ready to receive a good thrashing from her, followed by rampant sex for the whole of the night, going into explicit detail.
The young lady replied; "That's all good & well Sir, but you have to dial 9 first, for an outside line!!"
Imagine his face on passing the Reception desk in the morning!! : :): :):D
Gordy.
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Brilliant!