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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: kanga on December 15, 2010, 22:10:05 PM

Title: lets all join in writing a xmas story
Post by: kanga on December 15, 2010, 22:10:05 PM: kanga is writing a Christmas Story. Please help by adding a sentence. Ready? Go
: Twas' the night before xmas
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Post by: Highlander on December 15, 2010, 22:38:26 PM: Twas the night beforfe Xmas
No creature was stirring, not even a stray cat....
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Post by: laffa on December 15, 2010, 22:39:53 PM: then kenny sneezed, whilst eating some sprouts. :o
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Post by: Highlander on December 15, 2010, 22:41:08 PM: OMG sprouts now YUK:D
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Post by: Scunner on December 15, 2010, 22:43:00 PM: ...part of CBF started to sound like other forums that have absolutely nothing worth reading and have resort to members making up stories...
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Post by: laffa on December 15, 2010, 22:45:06 PM: Until.!!!!
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Post by: Scunner on December 15, 2010, 22:49:30 PM: Kanga bent over to tie his shoelace...
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Post by: amca on December 15, 2010, 22:53:43 PM: The end.
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Post by: Highlander on December 15, 2010, 22:55:55 PM: And lo, behold a gay Turkish waiter appeared....
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Post by: Scunner on December 15, 2010, 23:06:54 PM: quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

And lo, behold a gay Turkish waiter appeared....

I was never a fan of this type of forum pastime
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Post by: Highlander on December 15, 2010, 23:19:19 PM: Until
Kanga bent over to tie his shoelace...
Ebenezer Scrooge appeared and....
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Post by: scouser2 on December 15, 2010, 23:52:55 PM: Ebanezer scrooge said 'why are you giving your money away to Turkish waiters'?...you should be giving it to......
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Post by: cinders on December 16, 2010, 06:58:01 AM: poor people !!!!
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Post by: kanga on December 16, 2010, 07:55:49 AM: oor people cinders meant with a hard to understand geordie accent
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Post by: cinders on December 16, 2010, 09:11:35 AM: yes of course ;)
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Post by: tintin1504 on December 16, 2010, 09:33:05 AM: Then........SUDDENLY!
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Post by: scouser2 on December 16, 2010, 09:47:15 AM: Bob Scratchit came in, he was holding....
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Post by: laffa on December 16, 2010, 10:17:33 AM: Roy Hodgsons P45,
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Post by: scouser2 on December 17, 2010, 09:47:02 AM: in one hand and a glass slipper in the other....
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Post by: pookie on December 17, 2010, 10:30:49 AM: ' ere, I recognise that glass slipper, it matches my pink tutu' said Tinx and he struggled desperately to get out of his fluffy pussycat costume, but
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Post by: scouser2 on December 17, 2010, 11:30:47 AM: Unfortunately,at that very moment a huge dog entered the room and....
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Post by: wickwilly on December 17, 2010, 11:46:05 AM: bit the end off
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Post by: laffa on December 18, 2010, 00:53:13 AM: His wand,
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Post by: badger on December 18, 2010, 09:19:59 AM: which was a shame because a magic wand could have got the Hammers 3 points today :D
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Post by: scouser2 on December 18, 2010, 11:08:43 AM: At this point Harry Potter entered the room and said.....
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Post by: laffa on December 18, 2010, 20:50:56 PM: I'm as blind as a bat without my glasses.
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Post by: kanga on December 20, 2010, 22:45:37 PM: glasses of Raki
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Post by: tintin1504 on December 21, 2010, 11:49:55 AM: There was a knock at the door,the Innkeeper put down the glasses of raki and opened the door to find a heavily pregnant............ :o
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Post by: scouser2 on December 21, 2010, 14:05:20 PM: camel at the door, accompanied by a wise man....
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Post by: wickwilly on December 21, 2010, 17:10:29 PM: who went by the name of Scunner.
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Post by: Highlander on December 21, 2010, 17:29:02 PM: But people wanted to know what the wise man was called, so.....
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Post by: kanga on December 21, 2010, 21:38:58 PM: we named him mustafa brain
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Post by: Julesp on December 21, 2010, 21:50:47 PM: Mustafa Brain Asked if tinkerman was about, explaining that Scunner was too much of a handful and had got in trouble, again!
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Post by: tintin1504 on December 22, 2010, 06:46:15 AM: But tinkerman was only interested in the camel.
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Post by: scouser2 on December 22, 2010, 09:13:06 AM: Then the camel took the hump...
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Post by: kanga on December 22, 2010, 18:18:58 PM: hump ty dumpty doll off the shelf and walked down the
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Post by: laffa on December 22, 2010, 23:45:53 PM: Calis front for a poo on the beach.
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Post by: tintin1504 on December 24, 2010, 06:25:42 AM: Later with the camel safely in the animal sanctuary, Mustafa Brain, Tinkerman and Scunner
set off following a bright star that had appeared over a stable in Uzumlu............... ;)
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Post by: faymoore on December 24, 2010, 10:26:09 AM: But alas, there were many bright stars in Uzumlu...they were so confused they walked round in circles, became dizzy and laid down to rest.....
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Post by: scouser2 on December 24, 2010, 15:45:20 PM: Outside the police station. The constable came out and said....
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Post by: laffa on December 24, 2010, 23:49:47 PM: "and you thought you were in Turkey",