Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on January 03, 2011, 15:27:40 PM
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Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jack: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do..."
Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jack:
"Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
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Have you got the address of this shop, Birdseye??
Gordy. :o 8):D
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Yes but i am keeping it secret for my wedding day :o:D
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Originally posted by GordonA
Have you got the address of this shop, Birdseye??
Gordy. :o 8):D