Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: gunna on January 28, 2011, 14:36:52 PM
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Julia Gillard, the prime minister of Australia and David Cameron, her britsh counterpart, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years ahead.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Julia goes first "what will Australia be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and bleeps and goes into action and gives a print out, she reads it out,
"The country is in good hands under a new prime minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy, there are no worries.
David thinks "its not bad this machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "what will Great Britain be like in 100 years time"?
The machine whirrs and bleeps and goes into action, and he gets a print out.
But he just staring at it
"come on david " says julia, "what does it say"
David replies, "I buggered if know ! it's all in Arabic!"
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Might not be too far wrong Chris, but I think Polish or Pashtun might be favourite!! ;):D
Gordy.