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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Firo on May 01, 2011, 19:54:18 PM

Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Firo on May 01, 2011, 19:54:18 PM
They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',


I put,

'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable horrible persons, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Lloyds banking group, Ireland, Portugal and half of fxxxxxg Eastern Europe!'

................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: BM06 on May 01, 2011, 20:03:59 PM
Funny that Fi, I just put I live in azooooo ma looo ;):D
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Highlander on May 01, 2011, 20:19:53 PM
Nicely editted Firo :)
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: jacx on May 01, 2011, 21:20:53 PM
:D:Dpmsl firo, you have only written what a lot of us have thought. My other half nearly fell off his chair when I read your post out to him. :)
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Karennina on May 01, 2011, 21:39:15 PM
I did too Jacx pmsl :Dwell done Firo that you had the courage to put that on your form.:D:D
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Colwyn on May 02, 2011, 05:37:10 AM
You forgot the Windsor family.
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Tineathers on May 02, 2011, 12:22:51 PM
it might not be acceptable, but it is true  :). Very funny.
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Bluwise on May 02, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
Spot On!
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Colwyn on May 02, 2011, 12:54:26 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Highlander

Nicely edited Firo :)
Nice one yourself, H.
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: legless on May 02, 2011, 21:22:58 PM
I bet osama bin laden wish he hadn't filled his census form in now

R
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: littlereddevil on May 03, 2011, 11:34:31 AM
I wish I'd thought of that lol
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: laffa on May 03, 2011, 22:47:41 PM
quote:
Originally posted by legless

I bet osama bin laden wish he hadn't filled his census form in now

R

:D He should of stayed in the everton trophy room. ;)
Title: Census Form returned
Post by: Sus on May 17, 2011, 14:30:04 PM
Pmsl and so did my hubby, loved it.