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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Colwyn on May 05, 2011, 05:39:03 AM

Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: Colwyn on May 05, 2011, 05:39:03 AM
Since there are so many stories about recent events I thought CBF members might care to make their own carefully considered contributions. I am trying to make up my mind over these possibilities.

A.   Bin Laden is still alive.

B.   Bin Laden died years ago.

C.   Bin Laden was killed by Americans on 1 May 2011.

D.   Bin Laden does not and has never existed; he is a figment of Americans' imagination.

E.   America does not and has never existed; it is a figment of Bin Laden's imagination.

I am sure others can add equally realistic scenarios.
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: scorcher on May 05, 2011, 06:06:49 AM
Hopefully Colwyn you will soon be well enough to pop along to your local snug and get the real, well informed truth over a pint or two of " Old Growler ". I think we should be told..... ! I wish you a speedy return to health. ps no mention of Lord Lucan in any of this as yet ?
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: Colwyn on May 05, 2011, 06:44:40 AM
Are you suggesting that the excruciating boredom of being stuck in my hospital bed for coming up to ten days is showing in the increased triviality and silliness of my  posts - even exceeding my usual performance? Probably right.
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: Gorgeous_bird on May 05, 2011, 06:45:13 AM
I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: desmartinson on May 05, 2011, 07:32:24 AM
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Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!

Pretended to walk on Abby, explain please[?]
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: scorcher on May 05, 2011, 08:07:57 AM
Nurse... ! Don't just lie there man - sort out the rosters or something ! and keep smiling 'cos we are all with you !
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: Highlander on May 05, 2011, 08:35:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by desmartinson

quote:
Originally posted by Gorgeous_bird

I hear he is living on a double decker on the moon -PS, the same moon the Americans pretended to walk on!

Pretended to walk on Abby, explain please[?]




Des - many people around the world do not believe that America landed on the moon and that it was all stage managed 5 months before the end of the decade because JFK had said it would
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: usedbustickets on May 05, 2011, 08:52:05 AM
Sorry to hear that you are laid up, but you will soon be out and back in full vim, I'm sure.  As to Bin Laden anyone who is anyone knows that he Jordan's new love interest, and that the two of them are set to launch a range of Fitness and Bomb Making DVDs, a range of Islamic Beauty Products, and will appear together sometime in the next month on the Jeremy Vile show to announce their engagement.  But further rumour has it that Peter Andre, Jordan's ex is due to appear to expose his transvestite behaviours, as a spoiler to the engagement annoucement.  Now that's the sort of news I am sure you are getting enough of with Day Time Telly .... yes it gets so boring you'll even watch Lorraine and Jeremy Vile:D
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: desmartinson on May 05, 2011, 08:52:45 AM
fine John,but why would they have 12 men(allegedly) do it and 16 moon missions in all, seems a lot of trouble and expense to me, surely one scam would have been enough. :)
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: scorcher on May 05, 2011, 09:37:13 AM
You might care to share the following with your fellow sufferers Colwyn 'cos I know you appreciate any thing remotely royal !
The Middleton girls are now called the Wisteria sisters - attractive, fragrant and an amazing ability to climb.......
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: Colwyn on May 05, 2011, 09:52:08 AM
Nice one, Scorcher. But to get this topic back on track - I have been informed (by Andrew Morton on the Bacon Radio 5 LIve programme) that the operation against Bin Laden was delayed so it wouldn't clash with the Royal Wedding.

A pity really because BBC switching between Westminster Abbey and a compound in Pakistan every few minutes would have made my TV viewing possibilities a damn sight more interesting on that day. Can you imagine Wedding fashion watchers getting a bit confused and asking whether turbans were the new "in" thing.
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: scouser2 on May 05, 2011, 10:58:59 AM
I heard that the fashion Guru Gwok has been signed up to do a make-over on Bin Laden, after which Bin Laden will be dueting a tv theme tune with Dennis Waterman.The royalties from the duet will finance his trip to the moon, on a double decker bus, to meet up with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
I know this is true because I heard it from a waiter, who heard it from a bar man, who heard it from his brother, who heard it from his sister who lives in Ponty Pandy.
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: usedbustickets on May 05, 2011, 11:44:29 AM
quote:
Originally posted by scouser2

I heard that the fashion Guru Gwok has been signed up to do a make-over on Bin Laden, after which Bin Laden will be dueting a tv theme tune with Dennis Waterman.The royalties from the duet will finance his trip to the moon, on a double decker bus, to meet up with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
I know this is true because I heard it from a waiter, who heard it from a bar man, who heard it from his brother, who heard it from his sister who lives in Ponty Pandy.



No no no that's not correct, my gardener confirmed this morning that the shot by the Mafia/FBI man from the grassy knoll in Llangollen was the shot that took out Bin Laden.  And he should know he actually knows four barmen!!
Title: Bin Laden: The Real Story
Post by: scouser2 on May 05, 2011, 11:47:48 AM
quote:
Originally posted by usedbustickets

quote:
Originally posted by scouser2

I heard that the fashion Guru Gwok has been signed up to do a make-over on Bin Laden, after which Bin Laden will be dueting a tv theme tune with Dennis Waterman.The royalties from the duet will finance his trip to the moon, on a double decker bus, to meet up with Elvis and Michael Jackson.
I know this is true because I heard it from a waiter, who heard it from a bar man, who heard it from his brother, who heard it from his sister who lives in Ponty Pandy.


No no no that's not correct, my gardener confirmed this morning that the shot by the Mafia/FBI man from the grassy knoll in Llangollen was the shot that took out Bin Laden.  And he should know he actually knows four barmen!!


I stand corrected Usedbustickets. I should have checked my facts. ;)