Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Liz 101 on May 29, 2011, 21:22:12 PM
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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little horrible person.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer ?00.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
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For Sale : Full set of Encyclopaedia Brittannica.
Just Married.
Wife knows everything !