Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: GordonA on July 30, 2011, 16:01:38 PM
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Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me said; "Oh, do you have a dog then"?
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So, since I'm now retired/disabled, and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's a**e and a car hit me!!
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
Better watch what you ask retired people.
They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. ;): :)
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Made my day Gordon, great !!:D
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Blimey, is it time for that old one to resurface already. ;)
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you would have been ok if it had been a great dane Gorddy, you would have had to step on the kerb to sniff its a**e. ;)
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:D:D:D[^] Thanks Gordon - that got the chuckle muscles out of hibernation [^]
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You calling me "Short Arse", Des?? ;): :)
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Who me Gordy?: :)
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Wish I'd been in that line - made me cry laughing :-)
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:D:D:D:D