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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: GordonA on August 03, 2011, 17:00:00 PM
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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF,
GRADY JUDD
An illegal immigrant, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop,
ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.
Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state-wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.
As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.
They hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot
the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
"Because that's all the ammunition we had."
Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!
The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body,
he simply replied:
"When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."
Sure sounds like my kind of justice. ;)
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brilliant. :)
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Reminds me (I have no idea why) of the magnificent stand up comic Reginald D Hunter from America's Deep South, being picked up on his grammar by a British woman:
Woman: What do you know about Tommy Cooper?
Reggie: He dead!
Woman: I think it's 'he died'.
Reggie: No at first he died, now he dead!
For the whole routine, highly recommended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuq8ZU2Uf_0
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Brilliant!!!! Thank you Scunner.
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haha both brilliant