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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: GordonA on August 15, 2011, 13:15:08 PM

Title: Member wins lottery
Post by: GordonA on August 15, 2011, 13:15:08 PM

I asked the wife on Saturday night what she would do if I won the Lottery?
She replied, " I would have half, then leave you ".
I said, "Righty O, I've just won a tenner, here's a fiver, now p--- off!!"   ;)

Title: Member wins lottery
Post by: Highlander on August 15, 2011, 13:20:11 PM

Gordon !

Title: Member wins lottery
Post by: Sandrats on August 16, 2011, 17:38:33 PM

My missus asked that if I won the lottery would I still love her, I said of course I would.  I'd miss her but still love her!

Title: Member wins lottery
Post by: Ian on August 16, 2011, 17:49:34 PM

Loz - got a very good deal there  ;)