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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: screamlead on August 26, 2011, 07:21:35 AM

Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: screamlead on August 26, 2011, 07:21:35 AM
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased£1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British eh!!!:D:D:D
Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: cinders on August 26, 2011, 07:37:57 AM
just love it :D C
Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: peecee on August 26, 2011, 20:37:35 PM
what about wine bottles, how much are they worth?
Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: screamlead on August 26, 2011, 21:54:06 PM
what about wine bottles, how much are they worth?  <<< they are about 4tl to buy new online actually 750ml version
Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: Elsa Padfield on August 27, 2011, 22:18:27 PM
Brilliant, made my evening  :)
Title: Shares - Anyone buy any???
Post by: suehugh on August 29, 2011, 12:48:25 PM
thats a brilliantly funny bit of lateral thinking
Having worked out the cost per mile say imbibing the cheapest aldi alcahol. I will leave the car at home in the future

brassiere beer @ 1.21 per litre (5.0% al vol)for turbo charged walking
= £100.43
Thanks
Hugh