Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Highlander on October 18, 2011, 21:27:54 PM
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A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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Are you having a senior Moment John? I read that this morning...you posted it.
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Erm
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