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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on October 26, 2011, 22:44:31 PM

Title: Heaven
Post by: birdseye on October 26, 2011, 22:44:31 PM


Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman:   Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?

1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:    So, what happened?

2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searchrd, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with   a heart attack and died.

1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
 
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Title: Heaven
Post by: kenkay on October 27, 2011, 00:19:47 AM
Ancient  ;) 8)
Title: Heaven
Post by: simpsons on October 27, 2011, 09:51:06 AM
The night comedy died, they dragged that one in for questioning.:D