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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: KKOB on November 05, 2011, 19:12:54 PM

Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: KKOB on November 05, 2011, 19:12:54 PM: Over the past ten years we've lost Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Adam Faith and now Steve Jobs. So now we have no hope, no cash, no faith and, finally, no jobs. ;)
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: tinkerman on November 05, 2011, 19:30:37 PM: I hope Julian Dix is still alive
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: Highlander on November 05, 2011, 19:35:25 PM: Who ;)
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: tinkerman on November 05, 2011, 19:41:18 PM: long live Ed balls
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: badger on November 05, 2011, 20:17:51 PM: Charity DIngle is still alive :)
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: Stan on November 06, 2011, 08:04:22 AM: What about Jack Sh-t ?
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: welshbrickie on November 06, 2011, 08:24:04 AM: cannon and ball are still going.So not all is lost
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: Highlander on November 06, 2011, 10:01:00 AM: quote:
Originally posted by Stan

What about Jack Sh-t ?

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe ****t Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: bewva on November 06, 2011, 10:30:44 AM: Jack Schitt Brilliant:D
Title: A sign of the times ?
Post by: Stan on November 06, 2011, 10:56:27 AM: What a lot of Schitt's ,being German I presume, wonder if they could be related to the aircraft manufacturers the Focke's ?