Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: tinkerman on November 15, 2011, 10:08:56 AM
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This e-mail is to congratulate you as your email address has won you a cash prize of One million pounds in UK-National Lottery. To file your claims, contact; Agent: Barrister Peter Jonathan with the following below:
:D
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One million pounds exactly? Wow what are the chances of that! You are very lucky indeed :)
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Dear Mr Tinkerman
I represent a company that works with Microsoft. We can see from your posting that you have a dangerous virus on your computer. This will allow computer hakers access to your banking records and steal your £1m, But don't worry. We can fix your computer online, We will ckean your PC and fully protect you for a fee of merely £99.00. Please PM your credit card details to us and we will set your mind to rest over this matter.
Yours, Micosorft Co.
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Thats a great idea, thanks for your help will forward details right away!
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Originally posted by Colwyn
Dear Mr Tinkerman
I represent a company that works with Microsoft. We can see from your posting that you have a dangerous virus on your computer. This will allow computer hakers access to your banking records and steal your £1m, But don't worry. We can fix your computer online, We will ckean your PC and fully protect you for a fee of merely £99.00. Please PM your credit card details to us and we will set your mind to rest over this matter.
Yours, Micosorft Co.
Andy, don't do it, it's a hoax. Microsoft wouldn't allow such an email with spellings of "hakers" & "ckean" & Micosorft" lmao.
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It could be Kosher mark it has been known for me to make the occasional mistake spelling included, learn to trust in people mate.you go for it Andy i will have a drink with you when you get it. ;)
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Originally posted by Supacabby
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Originally posted by Colwyn
Dear Mr Tinkerman
I represent a company that works with Microsoft. We can see from your posting that you have a dangerous virus on your computer. This will allow computer hakers access to your banking records and steal your £1m, But don't worry. We can fix your computer online, We will ckean your PC and fully protect you for a fee of merely £99.00. Please PM your credit card details to us and we will set your mind to rest over this matter.
Yours, Micosorft Co.
Andy, don't do it, it's a hoax. Microsoft wouldn't allow such an email with spellings of "hakers" & "ckean" & Micosorft" lmao.
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Lance you don't need to quote everyone - we read it too, just reply in the "Quick reply" box!!!
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Dear Mr Tinkerman
We have now received your details and your bank has confirmed your password and pin number what you gave us. We now need to arrange a time when we can access your PC. Would 14.00 GMT be conveneant?
Yours, Micosorft Co
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I think when i pop my clogs you will say i did wrong ,who will you have a pop at then :(
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They sound very professional. Most I get take my name from the first part of one of my email addresses - "Dear info" being the casual beginning of many.
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Originally posted by lance
I think when i pop my clogs you will say i did wrong ,who will you have a pop at then :(
I met a Dutch girl last week with inflatable shoes, we were going to meet up again but she popped her clogs
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2.00 is fine Mike Rosoft, do you want my passwords?
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Originally posted by lance
I think when i pop my clogs you will say i did wrong ,who will you have a pop at then
(http://www.calisvilla.co.uk/lancehead.jpg)
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Lmao at the pic above, just so funny & hope Lance sees the humour too. I'll try to edjumicate him on the netiquette next time I'm up there Keith.
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What will go wrong next, my American (I think) bank has emailed me!
Dear Madam or Sir,
Funds transfer created by you or on your behalf was hold by Eisenhower National Bank.
Transaction ID: 1706093301
Current status of transaction: pending
Please review transaction details as soon as possible.
I can't believe my fund transfer was hold!
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Dear Mr Tinkerman
We hope you are happy with the results of our investigation and maintenance of your computer. We certainly are. We have completely cleaned out your PC. If you are pleased with our service we would be very grateful if you would recommend us to your akwaintances. We understand that your friend Lance is always having problems with his PC and that this has been detected by the scanner. Perhaps you could give him our website address because we think we can clean him out as well.
Yours, Micosorft Co
P.S. Something seems to have happened to your £1m. We can't find it anywhere.
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one of the funniest topics in a long time
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I'll have a drink with you Andy I have recently inherited 20 million from my great grandmother in Somalia. Always wondered why I tanned so easy :D
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Serves me right I guess for joking with Tinx. I got the "We have found a virus on your computer call" this morning. I confirmed that I was the main user user of the computer and then demanded to know what had happened to the cheque for £99 that I had been promised. Unfortunately the call was then cut off. Something wrong at the exchange I expect.
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Dear Consumer,
ATTENTION: Your credit card has been blocked!
With your credit card was removed $ 390,38
Possibly illegal transaction!
Credit Score Monitoring
Immediately contact your bank .
Best wishes, VISA Team.