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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: GordonA on January 18, 2012, 18:35:06 PM

Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: GordonA on January 18, 2012, 18:35:06 PM
From today's Daily Express;

A METAL thief was left to die by his accomplice after suffering a 33,000-volt shock as he tried to steal copper from an electricity substation.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the sub-station, matey, good riddance, at least the British tax-payer won't need to pay for your trial, Legal-Aid, or bed & board whilst languishing in a Luxury Open Prison!!
No sympathy whatsoever, Oh, & your missus should go to jail, she knew what you were up to !!
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Scunner on January 18, 2012, 18:39:58 PM
Agreed.

Did he die? If he did, how do they know he had an accomplice?
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: GordonA on January 18, 2012, 18:56:03 PM
Answers;
1. Oh yes, he died alright, :D
2. Information received, I believe.
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: cheers on January 18, 2012, 19:18:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by GordonA

From today's Daily Express;

A METAL thief was left to die by his accomplice after suffering a 33,000-volt shock as he tried to steal copper from an electricity substation.

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the sub-station, matey, good riddance, at least the British tax-payer won't need to pay for your trial, Legal-Aid, or bed & board whilst languishing in a Luxury Open Prison!!
No sympathy whatsoever, Oh, & your missus should go to jail, she knew what you were up to !!


:D:D:D
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Stan on January 18, 2012, 19:59:07 PM
Shocking news !!
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Eric on January 18, 2012, 20:05:48 PM
Gordon, run for PM you will get my vote ;)
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: cinders on January 18, 2012, 21:25:37 PM
by Eric
quote:
Gordon, run for PM you will get my vote

And mine [ :) C

Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: loz on January 18, 2012, 21:34:56 PM
Not mine
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Jim Fraser on January 18, 2012, 21:58:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Scunner

Agreed.

Did he die? If he did, how do they know he had an accomplice?


Scunner gets my vote as the new Sherlock Holmes
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Scunner on January 18, 2012, 22:17:15 PM
I'm more Nicholas Homes Jim
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: SteveJ on January 18, 2012, 23:01:21 PM
Perhaps Sherlock Ohms would be more appropriate for this case  :)
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Scunner on January 18, 2012, 23:13:16 PM
Or a French equivalent detective especially for this case, Le Shock Ohms
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: SteveJ on January 19, 2012, 12:03:41 PM
Perhaps with his faithful sidekick Doctor Watts son
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: Scunner on January 19, 2012, 12:44:38 PM
Illume entry
Title: Just Desserts !!
Post by: SteveJ on January 19, 2012, 12:53:44 PM
Certainlement Monsieur Ohms, use L'amp