Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
Calis Beach Forum => Calis Bar and Restaurant Questions and Discussions => Topic started by: GordonA on January 27, 2012, 16:58:33 PM
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I wonder if anyone/everyone can help me?? I am a very well preserved/presented 63 year old man ;) who is desperately seeking a lovely young nubile Turkish lady who will buy me a scooter, & later a nice car to drive us around in when the Turkish weather gets a little colder. Perhaps she could even GIVE me money to buy MY own restaurant. There must be at least ONE suitable young LADY out there, judging by the amount of Turkish Gigolos in existence. I would suggest you start your search for my perfect life partner in the Marmaris area, as that is where most of this action seems to be taking place.
P.S. my wife doesn't mind !! TAXI !!!! 8)
Take A break; Issue 5 Feb. 2nd.
Sorry if in wrong section, I was unable to find one regarding "Stupid Elderly Women". [:(!]: :)
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Think this subject has been done to death on here Gordon..
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I do not buy Take a Break on a regular basis, however, on browsing the shelves a photo of a woman of mature years standing on a beach in swimwear took my attention, thinking "I bet that is Turkey" I read it when I got home and sure enough Turkey it was. 59year old woman 26year old "Boy"
If this topic has been done to death, then it obviously has had no or little impact.
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Done to death on here?? We only have it once a year, Take a Break have it once a week!
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Are there still folk coming out of the woodwork with stories?
Why would they?
Have they not realised that it does not make Turkish men look bad but it does make them look stupid.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds good Gordon
Scottish gigolo available
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Anyone remember this CBF story
(http://www.calisvilla.co.uk/toyboyskell.JPG)
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Noooooooo! There's got to be a 'cut off' point, surely there has to be a pulse :o
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LOL yes remember it well
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Oh I love these stories about the arl ladies coming to #turkey and leaving their belly warmers at the airport, does anyone remember the article in a Turkish magazine years ago, it was a bit :o no way,
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If my 42 year old son asked to bring his 'girlfriend' home for dinner and he turned up with a lady of 'mature' years 65 - infinity, I would chain him up. Sorry, I know we have different views, this is just mine.
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Ray I wonder, would you chain up your 42 year old son if he came home with an 18 year old girl?
Perhaps a 59 year old single woman would rather be having fun in Turkey with a 26 year old man than sitting at home reading Take A Break...
It's so terrible for an older woman having a young boyfriend and she is condemed as Stupid and Elderly, yet no one says a word when Brian Ferry 66 marries his son's ex girlfriend aged 29 years old. Or Rod Steward 67 is married to a woman of 39. Then we have Terry Jones of Monty Python fame aged 69 who became a Father again two years ago with his partner who is now 28 years old. Not to mention Ronny Wood and his string of 21 year old girlfriends. Even the guy who wants to be President of America Newt Gingricht has a 45 year old (third wife) and he is 68 years old.
I cannot recall any man on this Forum taking the trouble to write about the age difference when it's the woman that is so much younger. It's the same old story older woman gets young man because she money and older man gets younger woman because, guess why??
I don't think there is a section on the Forum for Stupid Elderly Men either. :o ;)
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Well as far as I can see it they are all stupid no matter what sex they are, but then again who wants to live on their own, I say if it makes you happy go for it, but don't complain when it all goes wrong.
Now Gordon how young and fit do you want your piece of stuff to be, or is it ok as long as she has a good bank balance .
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I dont remember the story with what looks like a corpse[?]can someone paste the link on here please would love to have a look, sorry I dont know what to search for!
I too love the stories Laffa, I met a lady in the dentist back in the summer in Turkey and she was telling me about her friend who had done the usual tackled up with a young Turk bought him a car, gave him money for a visa to come to England (which obviously he spent on something else not a visa!)all the usual stuff, I must admit it passed the waiting time away really quickly, I say these women have got noone to blame but themselves when they get ripped off and it all goes pear shaped ;)
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I know many British/Turkish relationships that are very happy indeed but as I've said before, the two people are of similar age. Relationships between women in their 60s (or older) and boys of 25 (or less) never work, even if they play out the charade for a number of years. You also see women who who struggle to pay someone to go out with them in the UK with handsome young Turkish lads and they always believe that yes, these women you read about in Take a Break or see on the water taxi, are kidding themselves - but THEY have the one who is the exception to the rule!! If they would look ridiculous walking into your local together, then it IS ridiculous and should be stopped immediately!
Anyway, the mickey take story that the photo came out of I can't find here on CBF but here is the original version of the 1,000th gullible muppet to fall in love with Mr Smoothoglu: http://www.voicesnewspaper.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1375
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Originally posted by Jacqui Harvey
Perhaps a 59 year old single woman would rather be having fun in Turkey with a 26 year old man than sitting at home reading Take A Break...
All for anyone having fun no matter what the age or sex, but to part with money so easily, get real!!!!
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Quite, how many have we known who, within weeks of even meeting their Turkish beau, have bought them the lease for the bar they've always wanted? Minimum £20,000 I can tell you for sure; and by next season everything is gone - bar, lease and boyfriend.
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My brother was married to a woman 23 years older than himself and they were very happily married until she died of cancer after 20 years. Must say we werent happy when he brought her home to start with her family werent sure either but it worked for them.
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http://www.takeabreak.co.uk/current-issue-new#32238 If only I was 21 and Turkish phoooooor! I am a teapot :o:D:D ;)
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"My daughter had warned me about Sinan but I was head over heels. Would I regret it?"
Vote below please :D
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Almost as good as the next story mentioned - "My porridge BLEW ME UP"
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Originally posted by mercury
My brother was married to a woman 23 years older than himself and they were very happily married until she died of cancer after 20 years. Must say we werent happy when he brought her home to start with her family werent sure either but it worked for them.
Great to hear, yet a world of difference, ask for £13,000 within weeks of being together, then another few weeks and money for a bar/restaurant. :-\
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And 52 weeks later show her the expensive trainers she bought him. Well the clean heels anyway :D
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Originally posted by loz
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Originally posted by Jacqui Harvey
Perhaps a 59 year old single woman would rather be having fun in Turkey with a 26 year old man than sitting at home reading Take A Break...
All for anyone having fun no matter what the age or sex, but to part with money so easily, get real!!!!
I am real which is why I don't read Take a Break, so I don't know the story and what money was parted with. However, love the sound of the story Scunner mentioned about the Porridge blowing up. :o
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Originally posted by Scunner
Anyway, the mickey take story that the photo came out of I can't find here on CBF but here is the original version of the 1,000th gullible muppet to fall in love with Mr Smoothoglu
For those of interested......
{A Link to an old CBF topic was here - no longer available}32409
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Originally posted by Sus
Well as far as I can see it they are all stupid no matter what sex they are, but then again who wants to live on their own, I say if it makes you happy go for it, but don't complain when it all goes wrong.
Now Gordon how young and fit do you want your piece of stuff to be, or is it ok as long as she has a good bank balance .
Sus, Lots of readily available dosh,no dependents, one foot in the grave, & the other on a banana skin would be absolutely fabulous, Thank you very much. ;)
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Originally posted by GordonA
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Originally posted by Sus
Well as far as I can see it they are all stupid no matter what sex they are, but then again who wants to live on their own, I say if it makes you happy go for it, but don't complain when it all goes wrong.
Now Gordon how young and fit do you want your piece of stuff to be, or is it ok as long as she has a good bank balance .
Sus, Lots of readily available dosh,no dependents, one foot in the grave, & the other on a banana skin would be absolutely fabulous, Thank you very much. ;)
Here's one for you, not in Turkey but what the hell
Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency
Name Flora Anne Fawnna
Age 82
Location Livingstone
Occupation Retired
Wealth £4.5 million
Source of wealth My dear husband and I ran a very successful Law firm. When he died two years ago all the money became mine.
Interests I am a life member of several Male Lap dance clubs and enjoy watching young men take their clothes off.
Likes Watching young men stripping off their clothes.
Dislikes Watching old men stripping off their clothes.
Profile of the ideal partner
Age 18 - 21 :)Well you can always lie about your age :)
Looks Young, fit and sexy. :)Just take her glasses off she will never notice :)
Personality Outgoing and loving with a liking for stripping and older women.
Must Preferably work in a lap dance club. :)Well seen you in action on your pole dancing so that should do :)
Must not Be shy and prudish. :)No problem with that :)
Intentions
I do not want to marry but want a young man who will fulfil all my fantasies. In return they will receive all of my money.
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I have now read the story and must admit I did find myself feeling a bit sorry for her, she basically used all her retirement money on him and is now having to work as a cleaner, but I still cant believe she was so gullible.Wasn't the first time he had done it either, unfortunately social networking sites have now also made it a lot easier for the unscrpulous young men to "befriend" women. :(
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And social networking sites (and sites in general) have made it far easier to research how you might end up if you are entering a relationship with a barman from a different generation or century to you!
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Our Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond is 57 years old is wife is 74 years old Moira Salmond was a senior civil servant and Alex's boss in the Scottish Office during the 1970's. They married in 1981 when he was 27 years old and she was 43 years old. They don't have any children.
Seems their marriage has been very successful, however, the problem is she very rarely appears in public and stays at home most of the time. Although she does have a wander around our local Auction looking for bargains!!
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Jacqui - why is it a problem her rarely appearing in public.[?]
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Again, the point is that she almost definitely spend tens of thousands of pounds on him within weeks of knowing him. That is where these "against all odds" romances tend to start to leave the rails.
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Reply to Highlander.
Most political leaders have their wives by their sides at important occasions, nowadays it seems to be the done thing and also a political tool to gain votes to have an wife and possible children at your side. Lots of people I speak to think Mr Salmond seems sometimes a lonely character without a partner, particularly at social events he is invited along to. The general opinion is she keeps in the background now because of the difference in their ages. This is not my opinion but one I have heard so many times locally.
A few years ago he resigned from the leadership to spend more time at home as his wife was getting on in years, but the pull of power was too strong for him and he just had to return.
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Originally posted by Jacqui Harvey
Mr Salmond seems sometimes a lonely character without a partner
Maybe he prefers independence 8)