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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: birdseye on May 13, 2012, 09:31:03 AM

Title: E-bay
Post by: birdseye on May 13, 2012, 09:31:03 AM

 


Be careful what you purchase on eBay -- Spent £50 on a penis enlarger

Sods sent me a magnifying glass.

Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.

 

Title: E-bay
Post by: Stan on May 13, 2012, 10:33:00 AM

Bugger !! just ordered one :D

Title: E-bay
Post by: KKOB on May 13, 2012, 11:38:09 AM

Is that what's making you squint ?

Title: E-bay
Post by: Stan on May 13, 2012, 11:48:07 AM

No ,its because my three "dates" didn't turn up !! :D