Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Merlin on June 11, 2012, 12:34:39 PM
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An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.
Irishman: ''It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken killed her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''
... ...
*click* .. *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''