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Calis Beach Forum => Calis Beach Questions and Information => Topic started by: Highlander on September 20, 2012, 20:48:35 PM

Title: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 20, 2012, 20:48:35 PM
Back in May under the thread The Alternative 2012 Games, scunner pledged to pay a fiver into the Bozalan School charity project for the first photo posted here on CBF of any or all of the following:

1. A member cleaning Hagi's shoes

2. The above mentioned members in the Dalaman Airport food hall eating their own food (drink no longer permitted, understood) on one of their tables with a chequered table cloth.

3. A member photographed hugging the ex-dolphin roundabout dolphins (now over near the taxi rank) wearing only Y fronts and a snorkel and mask

Well sadly I couldn't achieve number 2 , but I do have photographic evidence of numbers 1 and 3. Now I am sure scunner will honour his pledge when I email him the photos.

The photograpgh of Hagi and the shoe cleaning is acceptable, but the photograph of number 3 can only be described as "horrific" and shouldn't be published on an open Forum.

EXCEPT of course if enough members were to offer to donate a few lira to the Children's Charity. Believe me the photograph is less than flattering and it is surely worth a a donatation to see mad Scotsman making an eejit of himself.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Dizzy Jan on September 20, 2012, 21:56:11 PM
I would like to be first Highlander it would be worth £10 for me to see that photograph. It was really great to meet you at last.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Anne on September 20, 2012, 22:02:32 PM
£10 from me too.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: SuzzPuss on September 20, 2012, 22:05:06 PM
Worth a tenner of anyone's money!  Count me in.   ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: puma on September 20, 2012, 22:30:01 PM
cannot wait  :))
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Scunner on September 20, 2012, 22:58:55 PM
Pledge a tenner then :D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 21, 2012, 07:38:45 AM
Scunner has correctly pointed out that the underwear I am wearing are not y-fronts but I'm hoping that this is considered only to be a technicality  :)
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Pi55y on September 21, 2012, 11:37:19 AM
"X" fronts or speedos?  The mind goggles!  At your age you should know how to behave   ;)

Count me and Pete in for a tenner
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Bluwise on September 21, 2012, 16:57:16 PM
Looks like I owe a tenner too but come on......need to see the goods  :o
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Scunner on September 21, 2012, 17:54:28 PM
Right that's £50 so I will add photo number 1, a member cleaning Hagi's shoes. For another £50 pledged to Bozalan I will post the main feature, Member hugging dolphin roundabout dolphins wearing only Y fronts underpants and a snornkel and mask. I have it here and £50 is a small price for such an image.

I was thinking of asking Baznshir to paint it so we could sell limited edition prints.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Scunner on September 21, 2012, 18:00:05 PM
Oh and it's cost me a tenner


(http://calis-beach.co.uk/hagih.jpg)
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: bewva on September 21, 2012, 19:00:58 PM
Uncle Albert cleaning shoes   ;)
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 21, 2012, 20:23:31 PM
During the war.......



(http://s10.postimage.org/kklu1atqt/DSCF2599.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/kklu1atqt/)
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Anne on September 21, 2012, 20:37:58 PM
Well done Mr H.  Can't wait for the next instalment.
Come on guys, dig deep
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Scunner on September 21, 2012, 20:38:54 PM
During the war.......



(http://s10.postimage.org/kklu1atqt/DSCF2599.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/kklu1atqt/)


Looks like everyone was having a great time on that boat

Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Scunner on September 21, 2012, 20:57:29 PM
The colour and unedited version is much better...


(http://calis-beach.co.uk/dolphH.jpg)
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Stan on September 21, 2012, 21:07:14 PM
Predator !!!
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: cheers on September 21, 2012, 23:40:22 PM
I will return!!!!  As normal as he can be!   ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 22, 2012, 10:10:20 AM
Stan, cheers - can we assume that your posts are pledges ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Stan on September 22, 2012, 10:26:31 AM
I'm over a week today , so yes I'll contribute at Bostans  ,where my wife is doing a little something (ooh err) to help. Feel free to advertise what Chrissie has already put on here .
http://calis-beach.co.uk/forum/calis_beach_questions_and_information/bring_and_buy_sale_and_massagereflexology_bostans_48577.msg291401.html#msg291401
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: mercury on September 22, 2012, 11:07:12 AM
For anyone who has met Highlander he seems such a "normal" bloke. lol.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: cheers on September 22, 2012, 14:51:22 PM
Never let you down yet H  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 25, 2012, 20:21:06 PM
OK it’s time to draw a line under this particular “caper”. The money raised by the good people listed below is certainly better than a slap on the back of the neck with a wet fish ;D. Thanks to each of you

I will send an email (entitled Evidence) through here the photographic evidence to…..

Dizzy Jan, Anne, Suzzpuss, Pi55y, Captain Sqiffy, stan and cheers.

But be warned, you open the message at your own risk and if you publish it anywhere else I will sue you for every penny you have and for every penny you haven’t got.

Thanks again for helping the children ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: cheers on September 25, 2012, 22:10:52 PM
Come on people I opened it and I can honestly say its worth a tenner of anybody's money to see the sight!!  Sat laughing my head off! 

Well done H!!!

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: SuzzPuss on September 26, 2012, 00:14:30 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worth that tenner!!  Pay up guys!  Don't miss out.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Pi55y on September 26, 2012, 08:29:02 AM
Wonder what the taxi drivers thought   ;)  Will pay our money into the accounts this week.  Thanks H - a great laugh  ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Bluwise on September 26, 2012, 14:03:46 PM
Looks like I owe a tenner too but come on......need to see the goods  :o

I planned to pay via PayPal- is that right? Will do it as soon as back in UK next week.  Definitely sounds worth it!
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 26, 2012, 15:41:24 PM
Sorry Bluwise I seem to have missed you off the list. :-[

Email is on it's way. ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Bluwise on September 26, 2012, 21:47:39 PM
Well I just can't wait ......thanks!
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Anne on September 26, 2012, 22:02:21 PM
...and where's mine?
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 26, 2012, 22:09:40 PM
Humble apologies Anne - I felt sure I had sent it - I'll blame the flood control  :)

One it's way right now.
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Bluwise on September 30, 2012, 09:21:43 AM
Hilarious - very brave of you....and  in broad daylight!

Now, how do we pay for the privilege please?
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Highlander on September 30, 2012, 10:43:46 AM
Through paypal to Keith with a note saying what the moneys for if possible.

Thanks so much for helping the kids. ;D
Title: Re: The dolphins, a snorkel and mask and a pair of Y-fronts
Post by: Bluwise on September 30, 2012, 14:07:20 PM
Through paypal to Keith with a note saying what the moneys for if possible.

Thanks so much for helping the kids. ;D
And thank you for being such a good sport!!