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General Topics => The Debating Chamber => Topic started by: Colwyn on November 09, 2012, 13:19:01 PM

Title: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Colwyn on November 09, 2012, 13:19:01 PM
I may have mentioned in earlier posts that, before I retired, I worked in the Punctuation Police eventually being promoted to the elite, armed response, Apostrophe Squad. You can imagine my fury, after spending 30 minutes filling in my extensive and complex medical conditions, when I discovered that the last page was titled " Travellers Age's ".


My mood was not improved when this page then froze, not only preventing a quote being generated, but also leaving this offensive phrase dominating the screen until the whole damned site crashed.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Scunner on November 09, 2012, 13:33:51 PM
Idiot's.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Highlander on November 09, 2012, 13:37:17 PM
Fabulous - the post, not the page freezing.  ;D

Over.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: KKOB on November 09, 2012, 13:49:36 PM
Arsehole's
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: scorcher on November 09, 2012, 15:29:16 PM
Greengrocer''s malady - leave them be.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: usedbustickets on November 09, 2012, 19:32:39 PM
Hangings too for them I say.......fancy making a punctuation error like that  ;)
Title: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Scunner on November 09, 2012, 19:38:18 PM
It's "hanging's" Pete.  ;)
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: KKOB on November 09, 2012, 19:59:34 PM
I think he know's it.   ;)
Title: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Scunner on November 09, 2012, 20:21:45 PM
Usedbusticket's
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: scorcher on November 09, 2012, 23:04:46 PM
+ good !
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: johntaylor49 on November 11, 2012, 12:08:51 PM
May I express here my willingness to act as Queens' Prosecutor at any subsequent Court's Martial.

23987156 Meldrew V
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Colwyn on November 11, 2012, 12:16:01 PM
The dock is going to be fairly crowded, but I'm sure we can find a place for you.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: johntaylor49 on November 11, 2012, 17:53:25 PM
Thank you M'Lud!

Once, in a Courtroom, the Defense Barrister was heard to say "at the time of the offence M'Lud my clinet was as drunk as a Judge" To which, the Judge replied leaning forward "I think you will find the phrase is "as drunk as a Lord" to whcih the Barrister replied with a smile "As your Lordship pleases!"
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Colwyn on November 11, 2012, 18:18:55 PM
Blimey  JT, you actually got an apostrophe right. Not too keen on the double inverted commas within double inverted commas though. Perhaps I am being too harsh.
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Highlander on November 11, 2012, 18:29:30 PM
my clinet was as drunk as a Judge


(http://s18.postimage.org/xkg16z66d/chateau_clinet_pomerol_2005.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/xkg16z66d/)


Very good johntaylor49 ;D
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: KKOB on November 11, 2012, 18:35:33 PM
Oh, I thought clinet was an anagram of lectin ?  ;)
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: johntaylor49 on November 12, 2012, 15:52:52 PM
Alwys loved a touch of subtle humour   ;)
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: Colwyn on November 12, 2012, 15:55:24 PM
a?
Title: Re: Corporate Illiteracy
Post by: scorcher on November 12, 2012, 16:44:44 PM
C minus.