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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: SteveJ on January 22, 2013, 12:15:46 PM

Title: Peaches
Post by: SteveJ on January 22, 2013, 12:15:46 PM

A woman was up before the local magistrate for stealing a tin of peaches. "How many peaches were in the tin that you stole?" asked the Magistrate. "Six" replied the woman. "Then I sentence you to six months in jail, one month for each peach" said the Magistrate. The womans husband shouted out from the back of the courtroom "and she stole a tin of peas!"

Title: Re: Peaches
Post by: angela on January 22, 2013, 15:17:54 PM

 ;D ;D ;D