Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: cheffy on January 28, 2013, 22:36:15 PM
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Woman walks in to butcher and asks the butcher, have you hot a pigs head? No he replies its just the way i part my hair.
Woman walks into the butchers , and he says , hello Mrs Jones pound -a-fillet, she replies , a pound you dont.
Bloke walks into the butchers, and asks ,do you keep dripping,No replies the butcher, i shake it.
Bloke walks into the butchers , the butcher say hello sir, i bet you £ 10.00 you cant guess the weight of the meat on that top shelf, the bloke replies nah the steaks are too high.
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With meat being so expensive you should not make jokes about it, its so bad our local butcher is selling meat on hire purchase – but you have to take out a joint account.