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Title: Skulduggery is afoot !
Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 12:43:45 PM
I notice my profile picture has changed, my Wife claims she has had no involvement and understanding her level of technical expertise, I believe her!

I will find and expose the person responsible.

This is going to become Socksgate 
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Post by: ronzeus on April 05, 2013, 13:29:15 PM
Hes a lot better looking than you anyway George.  ;D
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Post by: angela on April 05, 2013, 13:45:37 PM
very very cute!
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Post by: Ian on April 05, 2013, 14:23:09 PM
very very cute!

And what do you think of the dog Angela ?
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Post by: kayakebab on April 05, 2013, 14:46:32 PM
Brilliant! Well done Chris, great improvement
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Post by: Scunner on April 05, 2013, 14:51:57 PM
Yes well done Chris :D
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Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 15:47:04 PM
After meticulous investigation, it would appear that the guilty party lives north of the border ! Somewhere around Perth maybe?
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Post by: Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet on April 05, 2013, 15:59:26 PM
What a vile picture!! In the very worst possible taste!!  I was referring to the picture of the pistol held to the puppy's head, which thank goodness has now disappeared. Sorry if it's a bit OTT but it actually happens and it's distressing to look at, even if it was meant to be jocular.  >:(
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Post by: Scunner on April 05, 2013, 16:17:06 PM
After meticulous investigation, it would appear that the guilty party lives north of the border ! Somewhere around Perth maybe?

Is there anyone who could check the IPs for you?
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Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 16:23:44 PM
Yes, and I've traced it to a particular household, some Scotsman called Campbell
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Post by: Scunner on April 05, 2013, 16:39:24 PM
I'll see if we have any members matching those details you provide :D
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Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 16:59:54 PM
For the benefit of others, Chris spotted this little guy while out on our Tuesday bike ride a few weeks ago, at that time he still didn't have his eyes open, she christened him Socks and wanted to bring him home. Last week we stopped for lunch and only Socks and his Sister remain without a home. On a Facebook group I asked for support from others to resist Chris's pleas to become his new Mum  ( knowing full well I wouldn't get any support)

Quite Spookily, his picture has replaced my profile pic.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/05/e6a2uhuh.jpg)
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Post by: Scunner on April 05, 2013, 17:04:21 PM
I'm in tears here
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Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 17:19:10 PM
You will be when the letter from my lawyers arrive.

News at ten tonight will lead on Socksgate
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Post by: Scunner on April 05, 2013, 17:25:58 PM
(http://www.calis-beach.co.uk/sockswanted.jpg)
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Post by: CLR on April 05, 2013, 17:28:12 PM
Socks was absolutely gorgeous and I sooooo wanted him but George is being a meanie and won't let me! I know he is being the sensible one as we always said we wouldn't tie ourselves down with pets but I would have made an exception for socks!! I just hope he goes to someone who will love him as much as I would!!!
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Post by: Rimms on April 05, 2013, 18:18:18 PM
(http://www.calis-beach.co.uk/sockswanted.jpg)

You Bar Steward !
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Post by: GordonA on April 05, 2013, 18:49:05 PM
Go on George, you know you want to !!  ;D
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Post by: sadler on April 05, 2013, 19:37:21 PM
What an absolute sweetie, how can you resist those eyes?  :)
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Post by: Rimms on April 06, 2013, 06:36:51 AM
Don't think I haven't noticed its changed again !
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Post by: ronzeus on April 06, 2013, 17:52:03 PM
Go for it Socks ,adopt George. ;D
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Post by: angela on April 09, 2013, 10:45:04 AM
are there any updates to this, I love a happy ending!
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Post by: Rimms on April 09, 2013, 14:52:44 PM
It's such a sad ending, He attempted to follow us home and fell into the river, he was swept down stream where he managed to clamber out only to be savaged by a goat, in his attempt to get away he was hit by a dolmus and thrown through the air and landed in a prickly pair bush, the bush was growing in a manure dump which he had to crawl through to escape. Chris picked him up, took one look and said "Nah, lets leave it" he's now back on the farm being bullied by the chickens.
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Post by: CLR on April 09, 2013, 16:09:18 PM
George - that is very naughty- as if I'd say that!! I'd have taken him home, given him a bath and put him to rest in a nice comfy bed - YOURS!!!!!!!
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Post by: Bluwise on April 09, 2013, 17:56:31 PM
I think after all of that you have a responsibility to adopt that pup - can you imagine being hen-pecked?????? 
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Post by: sadler on April 09, 2013, 18:50:11 PM
Awwww how can you resist him George?  At least it is giving us some relief from the vile contributions to the Maggie Thatcher is dead thread.!!!!!  Go on, adopt him, we all know you want to. :D :D
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Post by: Scunner on April 09, 2013, 19:15:25 PM
Vile contributions? It was very mild - you should see Facebook!!!
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Post by: Rimms on April 09, 2013, 19:48:03 PM
There have been vile contributions made in this thread, well according to the Bucket, as stated in her post on page 1.

As part of the story of 'socks' I briefly changed my profile picture to a cartoon dog holding a colt 45 to his head.
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Post by: Rimms on April 09, 2013, 20:09:02 PM
Mrs Bucket obviously doesn't have the reply to a topic option sussed, being such a new member I suppose it's understandable. I just received this from her by way of a personal message :

You pathetic little ****!! CompAre of the fashion show!!! LMFAO at your spelling!!!

 
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Post by: Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet on April 09, 2013, 20:10:31 PM
AND you deserved it for what you said to me!!
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Post by: CLR on April 09, 2013, 20:14:27 PM
I know my husband sometimes has a 'weird' sense of humour but at least he doesn't have a foul mouth!! And you a lady "Mrs Bucket"!!!!! Well now it's my turn to LOL, but I said it bit more politely!!
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Post by: angela on April 09, 2013, 20:56:23 PM
now will someone please tell me about the puppy, pretty please, ?
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Post by: CLR on April 09, 2013, 21:09:43 PM
Ahhh, sorry Angela - George won on this occasion!! My head knows that it makes sense, but my heart is broken!! He was so adorable but dogs do take a lot of looking after (if they are looked after properly) and we didn't want to commit to the responsibility. We did used to have a dog many years ago, a Jack Russell and 3 cats and we always said that when they went to pet heaven we wouldn't replace them!! Maybe in a few years we might have a change of heart but for the moment we are pet free!! PS - George assures me that Socks has gone to good home with nice new parents!!
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Post by: Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet on April 09, 2013, 21:15:53 PM
I'm afraid your husband has no sense of humour, nor can he spell correctly but boy can he crawl!!!!
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Post by: angela on April 09, 2013, 21:17:32 PM
Thank you. He was adorable,  I'd have been the same. We are planning a move out to Calis next year with our two Jack Russells, but I'm sure once we lose them and taste the freedom it'll be a big decision to get another dog.
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Post by: Scunner on April 09, 2013, 21:30:04 PM
This was a lovely feel good topic now as good as ruined. Please return to topic or that will be two topics locked in one evening.
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Post by: Scunner on April 09, 2013, 21:30:22 PM
Not you angela  :)
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Post by: CLR on April 09, 2013, 21:36:39 PM
Good luck with the move Angela and I hope your Jack Russell's adapt ok to their new way of life - I'm sure they will as many other ex pats have brought their pets over and they seem fine. Maybe I'll bump into you when you're taking them for a walk along the prom!!
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Post by: CLR on April 09, 2013, 21:50:18 PM
Angela, I've added a profile picture so if you do recognise us out and about be sure to say hello. Would be lovely to meet you especially if you've got the dogs in tow. x
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Post by: Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet on April 09, 2013, 21:54:24 PM
Lock it then!!  He launched an attack on me.  I even apologised by private message and then he launches another one!!
Title: Skulduggery is afoot !
Post by: Rimms on April 09, 2013, 21:56:14 PM
I'm not going to argue with you Mrs. Bucket mouth. You have turned each and every topic you have participated in into an argument. You seem to have the most amazing ability to steer the most innocent of subjects or comments into the biggest negative possible, you turn a simple request for a taxi number into a reason to become housebound in Calis where apparently nearly everyone carries guns. Your morbid fear of guns expressed in this topic becomes the source of uncontrollable laughter in another thread. Even though you claim not to know the area well, you then become expert on which bars are the most unsuitable for young visitors.

I sussed you out from day one and you didn't like it, your initial creeping private messages turned into demand for a response, you even had the brass neck to bring the children's charity I help into your idle threats, how despicable you are.

As far as I'm still concerned, there is something about you that doesn't add up.

There has been a long line of weirdos join this forum and try to cause division among friends, very much as you did in this, the most innocent of subject matter. You have failed here and you will fail again.

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Post by: Mrs Hyacinth Bouquet on April 09, 2013, 22:08:38 PM
I have a phobia of guns. I do NOT lie. I turned it into a joke to try to take the fear out of it.  I do NOT know the area, indeed I would not have a clue how to get from one end to the other of Calis but I have been into one or two bars with my daughter.

You sussed me out?? Well, I would suggest you suss again!!

Idle threats?? I have threatened absolutely nothing. I offered to help your charity, supplementary to other Charities I regularly help but I asked for an apology from you in return for the slur upon my character that you had already made public on this Forum, and you don't even know me!!

You are entitled to concern yourself just as much as you like about there being something about me that doesn't add up.  I'd be extremely interested in anything you come up with!

Now I'm a weirdo. I would take that comment back if I were you. You most certainly are a creep and I don't even need to see you in person to suss that out!!

Sling your despicable hook!!
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Post by: Highlander on April 09, 2013, 22:18:35 PM


(http://s16.postimg.org/fdplsjvu9/padded_cell_2.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/fdplsjvu9/)


Mrs HB - can I respectfully suggest that you take some time away from this Forum.


(We have corresponded privately since you joined and I had hoped that I had helped but I have to say that I would rather not discuss this further)
Title: Re: Skulduggery is afoot !
Post by: scorcher on April 09, 2013, 22:24:25 PM
Just a bit more tonic might be the answer...
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Post by: amca on April 09, 2013, 22:46:55 PM
MrsH:
I salute your indefatigability !
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Post by: kayakebab on April 09, 2013, 22:57:34 PM
How dare you join a forum and be so rude and turn every discussion into being about you.
George is probably the most gentlemanly of all the people I've met since moving to Calis 2 years ago.
He is an amazing ambassador for the children's charity.
Seems to me you've just joined to start arguments at every opportunity.

I think you should sling your despicable hook Mrs HB.
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Post by: Scunner on April 09, 2013, 23:05:03 PM
Now removed - it's been a while, we're not a ban 'em forum by any means. I am also being bombarded with PMs asking me to remove her. I told her a simple alternative is not to post and not to come but this was apparently not acceptable. It was rather like she needed to give up smoking but thought it my responsibility to confiscate the packet.

Some fluffy CBF topics ruined today, as was the Thatcher one, which I genuinely thought showed how much better we are than Facebook  :)

Respect other members please. I know 99.99% of you do.
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Post by: Highlander on April 09, 2013, 23:13:39 PM
"Some fluffy CBF topics ruined today, as was the Thatcher one, which I genuinely thought showed how much better we are than Facebook"

totally agree - some of the facebook stuff was nothing short of sickening.

Had to defriend a few yesterday :(.
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Post by: Scunner on April 09, 2013, 23:23:41 PM
There are two things I have learned in the 10 years of CBF

1. Some people simply are not suitable for discussion forums

2. Some people simply are not suitable for moving abroad

In this case I know one to be the case, and suspect the other to be likely.
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Post by: amca on April 09, 2013, 23:45:00 PM
Just as I was getting the hang of her debating style.
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Post by: Anne on April 09, 2013, 23:57:04 PM
Thanks God for that.  She was doing me head in!
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Post by: Bluwise on April 10, 2013, 06:26:00 AM
Indeed, how to make a forum 'all about you'.......strange one.
Hopefully whoever on here has agreed a long term rental with her is prepared for some challenges!
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Post by: angela on April 10, 2013, 08:52:52 AM
well there really is nowt so queer as folk, as my dad would have said!!  ;)
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Post by: teetee on April 10, 2013, 12:25:18 PM
Followed her posts on Thatcher, thought that was bad enough, in all the hidden messages did anyone enquire how long ago she, that is an assunption as the name does not always depict the sex, enquire when they took the bang to the head?   ;)
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Post by: amca on April 10, 2013, 13:01:15 PM
Followed her posts on Thatcher, thought that was bad enough, 

Grief affects people in different ways.
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Post by: teetee on April 10, 2013, 13:04:38 PM
Yes amca suffering is one thing giving it is another  ;)
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Post by: Marggie on April 10, 2013, 14:45:58 PM
She may well have been educated, but in the end she showed her true colours in more ways than one.  Her obsession with laughter was really weird.
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Post by: angela on April 10, 2013, 14:58:27 PM
quite bizarre behaviour, in the end she was like a caricature of a person, but just makes you wonder what was the point?
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Post by: Colwyn on April 10, 2013, 15:24:24 PM
Since she is so incredibly intelligent she may suffer from the same condition as Marvin - who has a "brain the size of a planet".
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Post by: Kevin Sowten on April 10, 2013, 15:57:34 PM
Should have given her read only access   ;)
It would have worked like a gag !!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: amca on April 10, 2013, 16:06:38 PM
Since she is so incredibly intelligent she may suffer from the same condition as Marvin - who has a "brain the size of a planet".

I was sure that you were going to say Paranoid.
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Post by: teetee on April 10, 2013, 16:15:06 PM

Dysfunctional


(http://s22.postimg.org/h9jd5pswd/whysohard3.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/h9jd5pswd/)
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Post by: sandgrounder on April 10, 2013, 17:04:04 PM
Back on subject...................are you getting a dog then George  ;)
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Post by: CLR on April 10, 2013, 17:13:44 PM
Sadly not Russ - so it seems that it has caused poor Mrs Bucket all that grief for nothing!! What a shame - NOT!! Thank God she's gone because if she had insulted my husband one more time I would not have been a happy bunny!!!
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Post by: Scunner on April 10, 2013, 17:19:52 PM
Back on topic indeed Russ, back on friendly banter


(http://www.calis-beach.co.uk/george.jpg)
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Post by: Anne on April 10, 2013, 17:23:16 PM
pmsl
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Post by: Rimms on April 10, 2013, 17:44:39 PM
This is how this all started, don't blame me if it goes tits up again
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Post by: Scunner on April 10, 2013, 17:45:41 PM
If you and your wife avoided such controversial issues it would have been ok!
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Post by: CLR on April 10, 2013, 17:46:02 PM
Ahhhh - my 2 favourite boys in one picture!! How cute - love it!!
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Post by: Shamless2 on April 10, 2013, 20:18:21 PM
I thought she was on drugs!!!!!
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Post by: 160606 on April 10, 2013, 20:48:00 PM
Well Jim and I have laughed our heads off at these, CBF has the funniest members ever.  Did think Mrs B had a screw loose though, we were going to pm her as Mr. Smith and Mrs. Western........threatening her for threatening our friend.

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Post by: Miss.M on April 10, 2013, 21:49:35 PM
Well that all escalated quickly! Remember reading a restaurant review and thinking about how out of hand some of the topics went, I log on today after a meal at Nandos and see Mrs B has gone!

Thought all the laughter in the long-term rental topic was odd, got very very off topic. Nae mind, I'm about to start a topic to get in the holiday mood! 3 months to wait this monday!