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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: buddy on May 09, 2013, 15:15:29 PM

Title: Sh*te Photographs
Post by: buddy on May 09, 2013, 15:15:29 PM: Tommy and Mary were at a family wedding, Tommy was taking a lot of photos, Mary says 'Tommy will you take some good photos of me because usually the ones you take make me look sh*ite. Tommy says 'Mary.... in real life you look sh*te'. Needless to say she's not speaking to him now. ;D
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Post by: Scunner on May 09, 2013, 16:45:58 PM: (http://www.calisvilla.co.uk/tumbleweed2.gif)
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Post by: Eric on May 09, 2013, 17:43:47 PM: And that's funny because...........?????
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Post by: stoop on May 09, 2013, 20:02:52 PM: :-\
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Post by: Scunner on May 09, 2013, 20:11:05 PM: Don't give up the singing Buddy!
Title: Sh*te Photographs
Post by: Lotty on May 09, 2013, 22:29:05 PM: I thought it was just me . . . Phew
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Post by: angela on May 10, 2013, 12:01:18 PM: what is hilarious is that anyone would ever think that was funny in the first place. :o ???
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Post by: teetee on May 10, 2013, 12:37:07 PM: Not being rude but was this posted in the wrong section? ;)
Title: Re: Sh*te Photographs
Post by: cef on May 10, 2013, 12:37:34 PM: Quote from: buddy on May 09, 2013, 15:15:29 PM
Tommy and Mary were at a family wedding, Tommy was taking a lot of photos, Mary says 'Tommy will you take some good photos of me because usually the ones you take make me look sh*ite. Tommy says 'Mary.... in real life you look sh*te'. Needless to say she's not speaking to him now. ;D

LOL, that old saying comes to mind buddy "You can't make a Silk purse out of a Pigs ear" ;) Silly Mary for asking in the first place :-X

You don't happen to have a photo of 'Mary' do you? ;)
Title: Re: Sh*te Photographs
Post by: angela on May 10, 2013, 13:41:25 PM: Leave poor Mary alone, I feel sorry for her being saddled with him!!
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Post by: Scunner on May 10, 2013, 14:12:43 PM: Look at her, Tommy was doing her a favour going out with her in the first place.
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Post by: angela on May 10, 2013, 14:15:33 PM: Promised her the moon and stars and gave her nothing but grief.
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Post by: Scunner on May 10, 2013, 14:17:10 PM: At least he's taking photos, what's she doing? Nothing, expecting the man to do all the work! And I bet he had to drive to the wedding too.