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Title: Two Italians on a bus
Post by: migert123 on June 03, 2013, 11:26:38 AM

A bus  stops and 2 Italian men get  on.
      They sit down and engage  in an animated  conversation.

      The lady  sitting next to them ignores them at  first,
      But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say   the  following:

      Emma come  first.
      Den I  come.
      Den two asses come  together.
      I come  once-a-more! ..
      Two asses,  they come together again.
      I  come again and pee twice.
      Then I come one lasta  time.'

      The lady can't  take this anymore,
      "You  foul- mouthed sex obsessed  pig’s!"
      She retorted  indignantly.   
      'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

      'Hey,coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about  sex?
      I'm a justa tellin' my  frienda how to spell “  Mississippi”  …

Title: Re: Two Italians on a bus
Post by: Snapper on June 03, 2013, 20:11:22 PM

Love it!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Two Italians on a bus
Post by: littlereddevil on June 04, 2013, 08:14:33 AM

Doesn't sound like an Italian accent!

Title: Two Italians on a bus
Post by: Lotty on June 04, 2013, 18:33:33 PM

Very good!