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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: migert123 on June 06, 2013, 15:42:50 PM

Title: Spell Checkers
Post by: migert123 on June 06, 2013, 15:42:50 PM

This is not exactly a joke, but as spell checkers can be a joke, I think this is a good place to post this litte "owed"!


My Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

Title: Re: Spell Checkers
Post by: angela on June 06, 2013, 15:49:52 PM

I love that  ;D

Title: Re: Spell Checkers
Post by: Kevin Sowten on June 06, 2013, 16:03:24 PM

Love it !!!!!

In an old version of Microsoft Word I was offered alternatives to my surname of 'Soften' or 'Swollen'   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Spell Checkers
Post by: KKOB on June 08, 2013, 12:15:53 PM

In one of my past jobs my boss's name was Angus. Microsoft SpellChecker insisted that it should be Anus and I often let memos go to him with that change in place. It suited him.

Title: Re: Spell Checkers
Post by: angela on June 10, 2013, 11:22:18 AM

KKOB, love it.  I wish I knew someone  called Angus now!!