Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Kevin Sowten on June 12, 2013, 09:58:55 AM
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The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be 'good news' after that?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what in the world is the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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If only we had a section for jokes
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Or better still, a section for crabby old jokes.
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not to mention crabby old men (present company exempt of course) ;)
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Or put a Claws in the Forum rules.