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Title: Testicles
Post by: johntaylor49 on June 23, 2013, 08:31:15 AM
For all those who joined the debate in May about the Sea temperatures in June and that bathing much prior to the 20th could result in not seeing ones testicles again until October I have the following to report:-

a) Mrs Meldrew said she wasn't fazed by that at all and
b) Entered sea off Calis Beach on 17th and to my delight although not as warm as September suffered no testicular damage
c) Entered sea at Gemiler on 20th and found that my testicles delighted in the warm Mediterranean Sea

So many thanks for the advice from everyone, particularly Scunner and Jacqui both of whom seem to be testicular Consultants of great accuracy  :)

Just hope it isn't too cool in Cappadocia or it will be the Hamam and not the pool there for sure!

Meldrew
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: laurack on June 23, 2013, 12:43:55 PM
Went in at home here in Cornwall  2 weeks ago and it was 11 degrees!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till August when we come out!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Bluwise on June 23, 2013, 12:56:47 PM
My husband went in the sea in Lanzarote and declared his testicles resembled corduroy dumplings. In fact, he said you could strike a match on them.p ;D
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Ray1951 on June 23, 2013, 13:11:18 PM
I hope you and your testicles will always be very happy     ;)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: SuzzPuss on June 23, 2013, 13:15:23 PM
Pictures?
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Bluwise on June 23, 2013, 13:33:46 PM
Pictures?
;D ;D Suzz you crease me......
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: KKOB on June 23, 2013, 14:35:41 PM
I'm disappointed. I thought we were going to have a discussion on Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Stan on June 23, 2013, 14:38:55 PM
Went in at home here in Cornwall  2 weeks ago and it was 11 degrees!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till August when we come out!!!!!!!!

Probably the same time as the testicles come back out !   ;)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: micky mouse on June 23, 2013, 18:48:16 PM
Watch tv at 9 oclock tomorrow night and you will see testicles the largest in the world a guy living in vegas his balls weighing 10 stone this a fact and a true story.He does not have to long to live unless the hospital consutant can come up with a remedy to his problem.Not quite sure which channel its on but it starts at nine oclock tomorrow night should be intresting to watch.
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Menthol on June 23, 2013, 18:51:40 PM
I for one, do NOT want pictures. Put the iphone down. Now.

Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Scunner on June 23, 2013, 18:52:30 PM
Watch tv at 9 oclock tomorrow night and you will see testicles the largest in the world


Thanks, I think I'll give that a miss.
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: KKOB on June 23, 2013, 19:03:15 PM
According to one of the papers today, he had the operation but is now going to sue the hospital because he's ended-up with a 1 inch dick. There's just no pleasing some people.  ;)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Scunner on June 23, 2013, 19:18:28 PM
Pictures?

(http://wildeastfootball.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/buster-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: bewva on June 23, 2013, 19:49:25 PM
Ah good old Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles.  :)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: SuzzPuss on June 24, 2013, 23:16:17 PM
That's a tease Scunner! The picture doesn't appear on my iPad. Hehe!  Mind you, I suspect Bewva's comment gives me a clue. Viz? 
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Scunner on June 24, 2013, 23:19:43 PM
Viz.
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: honeycombe on June 25, 2013, 08:08:40 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: tiggsy on June 25, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
According to one of the papers today, he had the operation but is now going to sue the hospital because he's ended-up with a 1 inch dick. There's just no pleasing some people.   ;)

1" aye some guys don't know when they're well off. ;D
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Bluwise on June 25, 2013, 10:43:31 AM
Or some gals!!
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: GordonA on June 25, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
I've never met a girl with a 1" dick, Bluwise !!   ;)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: Bluwise on June 25, 2013, 11:24:52 AM
Sheltered life   ;)
Title: Re: Testicles
Post by: jackstee on June 25, 2013, 18:57:53 PM
Really Gordon, Never ?