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Title: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Menthol on July 31, 2013, 23:04:36 PM: (http://s17.postimg.org/si56os93f/old_woman_tattoo.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/si56os93f/)
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Anne on July 31, 2013, 23:06:02 PM: ;D
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Post by: marina on August 01, 2013, 09:51:06 AM: That's good ;D - and very true if all the ladies of a certain age (about my age!) we saw in May sporting large tattoos is anything to go by! : :)
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Hamlet on August 01, 2013, 13:25:18 PM: Heard last month along the prom, (in a female Essex voice), 'Ere Dave, look, they got kebabs 'ere just like at 'ome.
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Menthol on August 01, 2013, 14:37:47 PM: Quote from: Hamlet on August 01, 2013, 13:25:18 PM
Heard last month along the prom, (in a female Essex voice), 'Ere Dave, look, they got kebabs 'ere just like at 'ome.

Bet when they ate them they declared they weren't as good as the 'real ones' in Essex. ;D
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: stoop on August 01, 2013, 14:57:59 PM: That's like the guy who used to come into our office who didn't like Portugal because he couldn't get decent English food ...........Chinese and Indian!

I despair sometimes I really do :)
Title: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Scunner on August 01, 2013, 15:05:50 PM: I sat at the end if a bar in Calis, all anonymous and quiet. Then I overheard a woman telling her friend "I don't go in the forum, it's just a load of s**t"
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: stoop on August 01, 2013, 15:13:16 PM: How did she know?

;)
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Scunner on August 01, 2013, 15:38:53 PM: It is an amazing freak of nature Stoop, that the people who claim to never go on the forum always seem to be the first to know what is being discussed on it :D
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: angela on August 01, 2013, 15:48:36 PM: well she is right quite a lot of the time who ever she is ;)
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Scunner on August 01, 2013, 15:50:11 PM: Thank you for your contributions to that cause :D
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: marina on August 01, 2013, 15:54:21 PM: Quote from: angela on August 01, 2013, 15:48:36 PM
well she is right quite a lot of the time who ever she is ;)

;D ;D
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: angela on August 01, 2013, 16:14:06 PM: always a pleasure :-*
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: KKOB on August 01, 2013, 17:31:59 PM: She's a woman. She should be right ALL the time !
Title: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: grahamturner09 on August 01, 2013, 17:57:26 PM: Many years ago at the airport I asked someone if they had enjoyed there holiday and the reply was no it was c##p you couldn't get an English breakfast anywhere and the hotels wanted to charge extra for one. Some people would be better of at blackpool
Title: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Cavfan on August 01, 2013, 20:42:55 PM: Overheard on the transfer bus from Dalaman many years ago ' what part of the island are you staying? '
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: Menthol on August 01, 2013, 20:51:01 PM: I remember my Mum despairing over a work colleague. This woman had just returned from her dream honeymoon in Kenya - luxury safari, hot air balloon ride over the plains and a hotel suite overlooking the watering hole - my Mum (a huge Africophile) couldn't wait to hear about the experience excitedly asking:

"So what did you think about Kenya then?"

"Oh it was okay, but if I'm honest, there were too many black people".
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: johntaylor49 on August 02, 2013, 10:15:36 AM: Yeah but its often good s**t!
Title: Re: Overheard on Calis Beach
Post by: angela on August 02, 2013, 10:56:02 AM: you're right John that's what makes it so entertaining!