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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Kevin Sowten on August 13, 2013, 21:28:38 PM

Title: Topical jokes of the past
Post by: Kevin Sowten on August 13, 2013, 21:28:38 PM

Back in the days when Will Carling was (supposedly) 'seeing' Lady Diana
there was a joke doing the rounds where he was on the way to pick her
up one evening and realised that he had no condoms.
He stopped at a garage, bought some petrol and asked for a packet of
three but they had none.
He said 'in that case have you got a coil for a 1961 Princess ?'   :( :( :(

Title: Re: Topical jokes of the past
Post by: Scunner on August 13, 2013, 22:33:36 PM

Found: Bob Monkhouse's joke book :D

Title: Re: Topical jokes of the past
Post by: GordonA on August 13, 2013, 23:18:07 PM

"Topical jokes of the past". A touch of the oxymoron about that thread title, Kevin.   ;)

Title: Re: Topical jokes of the past
Post by: Menthol on August 13, 2013, 23:24:26 PM

Quote from: GordonA on August 13, 2013, 23:18:07 PM

A touch of the moron about that Kevin.    ;)

So unfair, Gordon! He comes across as a pretty intelligent bloke to me.