Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum

General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Colwyn on August 23, 2013, 15:35:25 PM

Title: Easiest Job
Post by: Colwyn on August 23, 2013, 15:35:25 PM
What do you think is an easy job, money for old rope, an absolute doddle? I nominate: Agricultural Advisor to the The Archers.

Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: scorcher on August 23, 2013, 15:40:13 PM
Wine taster would get my vote.
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: scorcher on August 23, 2013, 15:42:15 PM
.... followed by old rope vending !
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: usedbustickets on August 23, 2013, 15:45:48 PM
Government advisor on anything!

And topically, being Gareth Bale's football agent.
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: mary62 on August 23, 2013, 17:54:07 PM
chocolate tester. :angel:
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: mary62 on August 23, 2013, 17:55:48 PM
Turkish pool maintenance guy.  ;)
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Scunner on August 23, 2013, 18:35:08 PM
The man who sets the Bank of England base rate
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: echogirl1 on August 23, 2013, 18:59:53 PM
The men paid to keep Calis beach clean and litter free!
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Post by: kevin3 on August 23, 2013, 19:27:02 PM
   Hairdresser to the DALAI  LAMA.
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Scunner on August 23, 2013, 19:54:45 PM
Istanbul Head of Parks
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Rimms on August 23, 2013, 19:55:49 PM
Russell Brand's hairdresser
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: GordonA on August 23, 2013, 20:41:57 PM
Bouncer at Mothercare !!

Rimms, why do you have my pic as your Avatar ?? Just curious like .  ???
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on August 23, 2013, 20:44:58 PM
The guys who survey houses.  They get money for all rope and have a million get out clauses.
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Highlander on August 23, 2013, 20:53:16 PM
Antique sellers - riip off merchants the lot of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selling a load of old tat that you could just as easily find at any car boot sale    ;)
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: echogirl1 on August 23, 2013, 21:12:16 PM
Solicitors, specially conveyancers, who make their extras out of asking stupid questions, that require at least 2 letters (bearing a 1st class stamp). The last ones I had were two separate letters, 1 about the sale, and 1 about the purchase, posted at the same time!
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Scunner on August 23, 2013, 21:13:50 PM
Quote from: Highlander on August 23, 2013, 20:53:16 PM
Antique sellers - riip off merchants the lot of them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selling a load of old tat that you could just as easily find at any car boot sale     ;)

If they didn't get there first :D
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: savoyboy on August 23, 2013, 23:00:37 PM
Setting the price of effes and watching calis forum talk about it for a year,priceless
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Scunner on August 23, 2013, 23:06:37 PM
Watching them set the price of Efes for the season and hold ranks for at least the first 20 minutes.
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: hillbillybill on August 24, 2013, 06:50:23 AM
Calis snow-plough driver?
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: Menthol on August 29, 2013, 01:26:33 AM
One of our ex door supervisors now works at a Spearmint Rhino.

His job is to sit in the dressing room and 'look after the girls'.

This is his recent passport photo.


(http://s11.postimg.org/ty2d7eesf/happiest_dog.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/ty2d7eesf/)
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: George Warner on August 29, 2013, 09:35:08 AM
 Mattress tester,or one for so many,official Efes taster,
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: stoop on August 29, 2013, 12:59:24 PM
Page 3 dresser! Not only easy but very rewarding  :)
Title: Re: Easiest Job
Post by: wickwilly on August 29, 2013, 14:15:37 PM
Cleaner of bird poo out of cuckoo clocks.
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