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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Highlander on December 11, 2013, 18:49:16 PM

Title: If I had a £...
Post by: Highlander on December 11, 2013, 18:49:16 PM
Noddy Holder is predicted to rake in over £520,000 in royalties this year from his British rock band’s Merry Xmas Everybody.

What phrase from your household, workplace or anywhere else would you most want to still be receiving royalties.

Mine would probably be “You’re not having another glass are you”
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Post by: grahamturner09 on December 11, 2013, 19:29:39 PM
It would be a toss up, what time are you coming home or where have you been
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Post by: Stan on December 11, 2013, 19:37:36 PM
Howww much !!   :)
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Post by: bewva on December 11, 2013, 20:29:55 PM
If I had a £ every time I asked our youngest to "empty the dishwasher" (his supposedly designated chore) I could book 2 free flights to Dalaman.
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Post by: Menthol on December 12, 2013, 01:55:42 AM
My husband's phrase would have to be 'sheesh mahal', which he uses as though swearing in exasperation. It is an urdu phrase and translates as 'crystal palace' and generally refers to another grand building that Shah Jahan had built in Lahore. And no it does not make sense to use it as an exclamation, but that doesn't stop my husband.

Mine would have to be, 'Seriously?'

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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 09:04:48 AM
"Will you hurry up"

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Post by: echogirl1 on December 12, 2013, 09:23:59 AM
"Shut up Shadow"  (to the forever whinging dog!!)
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Post by: KKOB on December 12, 2013, 10:35:25 AM
WTF ! As both a statement and a question.  ;)
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Post by: marina on December 12, 2013, 10:37:14 AM
Yes dear!   ;)
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Post by: usedbustickets on December 12, 2013, 10:55:14 AM
I suppose for me it would be the simple word that I use too much, but is such a handy word for all sorts of uses, cover your eyes and ears if you are of a nervous disposition it is B*ll*cks.

Some examples of different uses:

B*ll*cks! I forgot the keys

Look at him he thinks he's the dog's B*ll*cks

Look at all those misses in the paintwork, you made a B*ll*cks of that.

No wonder his eyes are watering he just got kicked in the B*ll*cks.

You won't get me up in one of those things, B*ll*cks to that.

He's just had a b*ll*king from his missus.

Someone tells you to do something you will not do and you say ......

or just a plan and simple

B*ll*cks!!

after, for example, spilling the tea, striking your thumb with a hammer or  getting a speeding fine through the post.

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Post by: mary62 on December 13, 2013, 00:40:56 AM
Will you hurry up in the bathroom!!....Thank goodness we have another loo in the house.
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Post by: GordonA on December 13, 2013, 01:49:01 AM
Ah, for f**ks sake !!.............................. That's the one for me !!  :o 8)
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Post by: GordonA on December 13, 2013, 01:51:20 AM
Number 2 would be ; "LORRAINE" !! wtf is up with my feckin' laptop now, HELP !!    ;) : :)