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Title: It's Not Christmas Without...
Post by: Scunner on December 11, 2013, 19:49:52 PM
A discussion today with the family, and ignoring the obvious I had to come up with my own and decided it's not Christmas without...

Pigs in Blankets :D

And yours? 8)
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Post by: bewva on December 11, 2013, 20:26:07 PM
Prawn Cocktail for a starter. :D
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Post by: Highlander on December 11, 2013, 20:26:55 PM
Decorating my brand spanking new jumper with a variety of ingredients from my dinner :(
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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 11, 2013, 20:28:39 PM
Putting chesnuts in with the sprouts.
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Post by: marina on December 11, 2013, 21:27:53 PM
Me bawling my eyes out listening to Christmas Carols!  :'(  :)
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Post by: Scunner on December 11, 2013, 21:29:16 PM
Bucks Fizz :D

(The drink not the group  ;) )
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Post by: Gorgeous_bird on December 11, 2013, 21:33:02 PM
Watching " it's a wonderful life" and crying before the first words are spoken!
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Post by: Highlander on December 11, 2013, 21:40:05 PM
Expense.
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Post by: Eric on December 11, 2013, 22:00:08 PM
Christmas cake with Wensleydale cheese
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Post by: echogirl1 on December 11, 2013, 22:22:25 PM
Waking up to remember the loved ones who are no longer with us, the memories of champagne on a tray brought to you in bed, the walks through the woods before coming home to prepare the Christmas dinner for friends and family, the reality of knowing you are not there to share this Christmas or any other, but the memories left will always be there.
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Post by: Toky on December 11, 2013, 22:44:55 PM
My homemade egg nog and mulled wine.  :)
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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 11, 2013, 23:05:34 PM
i have an obsession every Christmas to get two white poinsettias for each side of the fireplace. They are the very devil to find, but, it's not Christmas without these flowers in my house. All members of my immediate family are drawn into the search.  Had to order two from the local flower shop this year brought from Holland with the rest of their order.  ;)
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Post by: Menthol on December 12, 2013, 01:47:29 AM
Despite my humbug approach to Christmas, it does still happen in our house. In fact our house is where everyone descends for the dinner, including numerous waifs and strays over the years that various family members brought along because they felt sorry for them.

However one year my father was not present at the dinner and everyone agreed it had not been the same without Grandad saying 'So who wants stuffing? Ha ha ha ha' or playing his home made cassette of various songs and jokes or recordings of him making stupid noises (I kid you not). Oh and Grandad's home made giant trifle always made with blancmange (not custard) and always topped with that thick tinned cream and hundreds and thousands.
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Post by: ECHOSTAR on December 12, 2013, 04:20:17 AM
Decorating my brand spanking new jumper with a variety of ingredients from my dinner :(

Mine is to get Highlander a Bib one that catches your food

i use to hate being made to wear the christmas jumper with santa fir trees etc on it  mind you you wore it for a few days and that was it
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Post by: tinkerman on December 12, 2013, 07:22:10 AM
Family
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Post by: Cavfan on December 12, 2013, 08:48:11 AM
i've just welled up reading this!

its not Christmas without saying ' has he been?'
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Post by: marina on December 12, 2013, 10:34:23 AM
Watching " it's a wonderful life" and crying before the first words are spoken!

Oh absolutely Gorgeous Bird, my favourite too.    :)
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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 10:36:34 AM
Polar Express and Elf here  :)
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Post by: KKOB on December 12, 2013, 10:38:35 AM
The Coca-Cola Trucks on the TV.

There was one in Wrexham last week. Caused absolute bedlam and gridlock.
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Post by: marina on December 12, 2013, 10:44:49 AM
Yes KKOB we saw the Coca-Cola truck in Huddersfield on Sunday.  Co-coincided with the Festival of Lights that weekend. Proved very popular! 
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Post by: usedbustickets on December 12, 2013, 11:05:20 AM
Cheeselets  ..... seems to be the only time of year when you can get them mmmmMMMMMMMMM

And my favourite xmas memory, would be our two and half year old lad waking up christmas morning finding the tiny stocking at the end of his bed  with an orange and small toy in - his main prezzies being downstairs under the tree - and the look on his face of pure joy that Father Christmas had come during the night.  He didn't need any other present, the two simple gifts given by Father Christmas was enough.  Pure magic.
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Post by: Colwyn on December 12, 2013, 11:26:22 AM
Sprouts.
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Post by: mary62 on December 12, 2013, 11:48:01 AM
Sprouts.
Wind.  ;) :o
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Post by: mary62 on December 12, 2013, 11:49:49 AM

Babycham and Snowballs...YUM  ;D
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Post by: John H on December 12, 2013, 11:53:38 AM
Tangerines.

I think this goes back to when imported fruit was still scarce and they only appeared as a special treat at Christmas. In our house anyway.
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Post by: puma on December 12, 2013, 11:56:37 AM
crackers
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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 12:00:21 PM
Good one Pumes - this year I learned something new (after 20+ years) - crackers are all the same. Bit of fun, bang, hat, rubbish joke, small crappy present. So stop buying expensive ones :D
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Post by: Piscoe on December 12, 2013, 15:34:17 PM
Quality Street
Match makers
Baileys
Home made pickled onions
Home baked ham
Stilton
Indigestion
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Post by: Bluwise on December 12, 2013, 16:59:34 PM
Check out operators asking "Are you all ready for Xmas?"   I hate it (being asked -  not Xmas)
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Post by: Colwyn on December 12, 2013, 17:04:02 PM
Well, are you?
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Post by: Bluwise on December 12, 2013, 17:22:01 PM
Grrrrrrr Not sure Colwyn, what does being ready look and feel like?  How will I know?    :P
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Post by: Janbee on December 12, 2013, 18:43:12 PM
Christmas stockings!  ;D
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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 18:43:55 PM
Family Circle!!!
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Post by: Colwyn on December 12, 2013, 18:47:59 PM
Grrrrrrr Not sure Colwyn, what does being ready look and feel like?  How will I know?    :P
Ooh! Very existentialist! CBF's very own Jean Paul Sartre.


I like it!
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Post by: mary62 on December 12, 2013, 19:30:45 PM
Selection Boxes.
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Post by: marina on December 12, 2013, 20:20:57 PM
Twiglets!
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Post by: sadler on December 12, 2013, 21:26:49 PM
Dates, figs, nuts still in their shells, crystalised orange and lemon slices, thank goodness we still don't do those, ugh. My poor mother is probably turning in her grave.   ;) Love you mum.   :)
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Post by: Highlander on December 12, 2013, 21:30:13 PM
cavfan - the present mrs H has asked that many, many times. Unfortunately, throughout the year not just on 25.12.

I confess to not understanding what she meant.   ;)
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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 21:33:36 PM
A classic situation to use "reply with quote" (answering a comment that is two pages ago)...missed. Right, I'll just browse back to see the comment that this is in reply to (sigh thingy).  :)
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Post by: echogirl1 on December 12, 2013, 21:37:11 PM
Absolutely agree Scunner, had to scroll back several pages, but still not sure what I am reading!!
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Post by: Highlander on December 12, 2013, 21:46:51 PM
(http://s14.postimg.org/4fuk96m7x/higgins_naughty.jpg) (http://postimage.org/)

been a long day :(
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Post by: kevin3 on December 12, 2013, 22:41:16 PM
It's not Christmas without

                   The Queens Speech.
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Post by: Scunner on December 12, 2013, 22:59:55 PM
I have never once in my entire life seen

The Queen's Speech :D
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Post by: Toky on December 12, 2013, 23:08:41 PM
I have to add brandy, champagne and Bailleys flavoured thick cream to my list.
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Post by: mary62 on December 13, 2013, 00:36:14 AM
It's Not Christmas Without...

A birth, wedding or death in the soaps.

A repeat of Morcombe and Wise.

Repeats of The Vicar of Dibley and Only fools and horses.

And the battle of who gets to have the remote controls.

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Post by: desmartinson on December 13, 2013, 06:27:22 AM
And no one mentions it is about the birth of Christ, just food, drink, presents, and whats on the T V , so I thought I would.   ;)   :)
(http://s8.postimg.org/hgiat1lyp/Christmas_Manger_top.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/hgiat1lyp/)
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Post by: Colwyn on December 13, 2013, 09:33:33 AM
There's always somebody trying to drag religion into things.
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Post by: desmartinson on December 13, 2013, 09:56:18 AM
Not just me Colwyn, Mary62 wants the Vicar of Dibley on the box.  :)
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Post by: Scunner on December 13, 2013, 09:59:39 AM
And no one mentions it is about the birth of Christ


At least Family Circle is real :D
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Post by: desmartinson on December 13, 2013, 10:36:27 AM
You and your biscuits Keith. Hope you have plenty to nibble on at Xmas.  ;)  :)
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Post by: mercury on December 13, 2013, 10:41:36 AM
Slade. blasting away in every supermarket... Having been away from The Uk for a few years... Loving the Xmas lights everywhere... Missed our Xmas pud in Fethiye so have bought 2 this year.. Coca Cola advert. Totally agree..
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Post by: mercury on December 13, 2013, 10:45:44 AM
Just writing our Christmas cards. Really hate it... This year we have had 28 more to add to the list aaaargh...
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Post by: mary62 on December 13, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
Not just me Colwyn, Mary62 wants the Vicar of Dibley on the box.   :)

I didn't say I wanted any of these programs, just that this is what the usual offerings are. :D  ;)
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Post by: usedbustickets on December 13, 2013, 11:41:03 AM
Whilst we still take part in the great Xmas tradition of Family Circle biscuits whilst opening the presents, its not been the same since they put them in plastic instead of a proper tin, and you could safely use the term "and don't forget to add to the shopping list a big TIN of biscuits".   :)
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Post by: Scunner on December 13, 2013, 11:51:54 AM
More alarming than the type of container is the weight of the biscuit content. Whilst they don't look much different, I can report (because we keep the boxes for the kids' Home economics requirements), 2011: 855g, 2012: 800g, 2013: 700g. A disgrace!
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Post by: usedbustickets on December 13, 2013, 11:54:44 AM
Yes and it's the same with those 'tins' of chocolates, like Quality Street and Celebrations......  ;)
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Post by: kevin3 on December 13, 2013, 12:43:18 PM
From pigs in blankets to babies in mangers.       :)
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Post by: bewva on December 13, 2013, 18:27:18 PM
Seriously Keith you need to get out more.  ;)
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Post by: marina on December 13, 2013, 18:30:47 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Colwyn on December 13, 2013, 18:39:11 PM
On the subject of Christmas adverts, I haven't seen the Famous Grouse yet - mind you I don't know the last time I watched ITV. Seems to be full of Celebrity Downton Factor rubbish.
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Post by: KKOB on December 13, 2013, 19:06:08 PM
Hope you have plenty to nibble on at Xmas.    ;)    :)

Apparently Steph's offered to get her Jammy Dodgers out.  ;)
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Post by: Colwyn on December 15, 2013, 13:21:08 PM
It wouldn't be Walpurgis without a tree from the greenwood being brought into the house to guarantee the arrival of Spring (plastic ones don't work). This one is a Fraser Fir (sourced locally so it is green and well as evergreen).


(http://s22.postimg.org/rdasyop7x/Tree_2013_Size.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/rdasyop7x/)
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Post by: mary62 on December 15, 2013, 13:47:56 PM
Me cooking the Christmas dinner, doing the washing up, and then someone asking 'what have we got to nibble on' and soft girl me saying 'what would you like?'

Finally sit down to watch the TV and finding Grandad has the remote control and is channel hopping....AAAAGGGG!!
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Post by: KKOB on December 15, 2013, 15:10:37 PM
It wouldn't be Walpurgis

Surely you're about 4 months ahead of us Colwyn ?
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Post by: Colwyn on December 15, 2013, 17:06:07 PM
I'm about a century ahead of you KKOB, but if you read my post it is about guaranteeing the Spring - which is celebrated on ... Walpurgis Night. So, without people like me looking after you all, it wouldn't be Walpurgis.
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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 15, 2013, 18:49:06 PM
Wrapping up a few presents on Christmas Eve whilst having a G.&.T. and watching my DVD of the original and best Scrooge (Alistair Sim).
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Post by: echogirl1 on December 15, 2013, 20:04:37 PM
Listening to the carols from Kings College Cambridge, with a large glass of wine, knowing all is wrapped, prepared and given out by Christmas Eve.  Meanwhile a very busy week ahead, 2 for lunch tomorrow, 5 on Thursday, 3 on Saturday, and 6 on Monday, run out of space in fridge and freezer, but will cope (I think!!)
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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 17, 2013, 10:33:34 AM
Sitting in front of a cosy fire, feeling lovely and warm when it's a cold night outside.
(http://s15.postimg.org/9ox5wlevr/image.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/9ox5wlevr/)
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Post by: Menthol on December 18, 2013, 01:13:30 AM
That looks lovely Jacqui.
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Post by: Toky on December 18, 2013, 07:37:59 AM
Oh and I see you got the white poinsettias too. X

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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 18, 2013, 16:47:51 PM
Yes, but there is a shortage this year and the ones I ordered were the best they could get and very small. However, I would not rest unless I had them.. ;D
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Post by: scorcher on December 18, 2013, 17:42:00 PM
I'm told poinsettias, even white ones are unfriendly towards cats - china ones should be ok !
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Post by: Colwyn on December 18, 2013, 17:52:08 PM
If that's right I'll buy mine tomorrow. Pest control!
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Post by: Scunner on December 18, 2013, 18:11:01 PM
I'm told poinsettias, even white ones are unfriendly towards cats - china ones should be ok !

Two china poinsettias it is then, I'll get them tomorrow  ;)
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Post by: echogirl1 on December 18, 2013, 19:08:47 PM
Anything that would get cats out of my new garden would be worth a try, I've tried orange peel, kebab sticks, sharp grit everything, if anyone's gor any ideas I'd be glad to hear (in a new thread of course!!  sorry Scunner, but its a subject close to my hear at the moment.)
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Post by: Jacqui Harvey on December 18, 2013, 23:17:25 PM
You can get a bottle with gel in it that deters cats.  We got one to get rid of a stray that was getting into our flower patch and it worked. Also they hate pepper.
 We have had cats for years and also poinsettias, but our cats have no interest in them.
Also Scorcher, not China, perish the thought.  Old Scottish Pottery circa 1900.