Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Menthol on January 04, 2014, 03:12:26 AM
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Sleepless in Seattlefield again ?
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Give him time don't rush him,lol
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No Scorcher it's my work - running a late bar. We don't close til 3am at the earliest. Anyway, what is your 'undeniable truth'?
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When women indulge in gender stereotyping, it is humour: when men do it, it is sexism.
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If this government say they will do something....there will be a U-turn.
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Mary62 - spot on!
Colwyn - completely correct.
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When someone tells you "I just have nothing to do with all the gossip that goes on", you can be absolutely assured they are the source of much of it :D
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If I donate to the 3C's. All the money donated will go to the 3C's. No admin charges.
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"You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time."
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When it's -3C, a teenager will insist on going outside wearing a t-shirt and insist they are perfectly warm.
When the mercury is pushing the high 20s, you can't get them out of their fleecy hoodies because they're freezing.
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And continuing with the teenagers theme, 'there's never anything good to eat in this house'.
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Going into the supermarket for just bread and milk, and coming out with 3 carrier bags full. :o
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When the present Mrs H announces "that's everything" at the end of the weekly shop, it means everything except another 4 items she suddenly remembers when I have already stationed myself at the only empty check out :(
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Women have a cold but men have the flu...
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A man only looks at shoes when he needs another pair.
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You find a black sock on the floor when you have just put the dark wash in the machine.
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It's amazing how much money women can save us by spending a bloody fortune.
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Following on from the sock theme, why, when you put 5 pairs in the washing machine, do you always get 9 back, two of them not matching at all??
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Ah, that'll be the Sock Fairy's fault.
We often get a visit from the Tissue Fairy. It doesn't matter how many times we check pockets before putting the washing on, there's a always a shredded tissue distributed throughout the wash at the end of the cycle.
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You can't put an old head on young shoulder's... If only we knew then what we know now? How many of us would have done things differently.. Don't think I would.
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I'll kick it off with
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People who use reply with quote often have no idea how to do it correctly
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I'll kick it off with
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[/quote]I'll kick it off with
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Says who ?
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Says me
I'll kick it off with
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I'll kick it off with
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People who use reply with quote often have no idea how to do it correctly
Says who ?
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When you take down the decorations, put them in the loft and hoover and clean around the house. It's a fact that for up to a week later there are always bits of glitter on the carpets...It's magic, just where does it come from?
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When you put the lights away knowing damn well that they are in full working order they wont be when you get them out next year Jacqui. Sods law
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A really good tip to keep tree lights untangled and working next year is to wind them around the cardboard tube which holds wrapping paper. Sellotape the ends. (Sorry I digressed!) ;)
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Too late for me I am afraid... but I did take the tree down early..