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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Menthol on January 04, 2014, 03:12:26 AM

Title: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Menthol on January 04, 2014, 03:12:26 AM
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Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: scorcher on January 04, 2014, 09:10:36 AM
Sleepless in Seattlefield again ?
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: davybill on January 04, 2014, 10:08:15 AM
Give him time don't rush him,lol
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Menthol on January 04, 2014, 12:16:09 PM
No Scorcher it's my work - running a late bar. We don't close til 3am at the earliest. Anyway, what is your 'undeniable truth'?
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Colwyn on January 04, 2014, 12:28:38 PM
When women indulge in gender stereotyping, it is humour: when men do it, it is sexism.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mary62 on January 04, 2014, 12:30:40 PM
If this government say they will do something....there will be a U-turn.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Menthol on January 04, 2014, 13:50:07 PM
Mary62 - spot on!

Colwyn - completely correct.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Scunner on January 04, 2014, 14:10:46 PM
When someone tells you "I just have nothing to do with all the gossip that goes on", you can be absolutely assured they are the source of much of it :D
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on January 04, 2014, 17:44:25 PM
If I donate to the 3C's. All the money donated will go to the 3C's.  No admin charges.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Highlander on January 04, 2014, 18:57:13 PM
"You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time."
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: WordBird on January 04, 2014, 22:23:43 PM
When it's -3C, a teenager will insist on going outside wearing a t-shirt and insist they are perfectly warm.

When the mercury is pushing the high 20s, you can't get them out of their fleecy hoodies because they're freezing.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Menthol on January 05, 2014, 01:57:12 AM
And continuing with the teenagers theme, 'there's never anything good to eat in this house'.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mary62 on January 05, 2014, 13:58:47 PM
Going into the supermarket for just bread and milk, and coming out with 3 carrier bags full. :o
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Highlander on January 05, 2014, 15:04:30 PM
When the present Mrs H announces "that's everything" at the end of the weekly shop, it means everything except another 4 items she suddenly remembers when I have already stationed myself at the only empty check out :(
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mercury on January 05, 2014, 15:27:19 PM
Women have a cold but men have the flu...
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on January 05, 2014, 15:57:42 PM
A man only looks at shoes when he needs another pair.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mary62 on January 05, 2014, 16:08:42 PM
You find a black sock on the floor when you have just put the dark wash in the machine.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: KKOB on January 05, 2014, 16:15:58 PM
It's amazing how much money women can save us by spending a bloody fortune.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: echogirl1 on January 05, 2014, 17:52:58 PM
Following on from the sock theme, why, when you put 5 pairs in the washing machine, do you always get 9 back, two of them not matching at all??
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: KKOB on January 05, 2014, 18:11:12 PM
Ah, that'll be the Sock Fairy's fault.

We often get a visit from the Tissue Fairy. It doesn't matter how many times we check pockets before putting the washing on, there's a always a shredded tissue distributed throughout the wash at the end of the cycle.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mercury on January 05, 2014, 18:14:20 PM
You can't put an old head on young shoulder's... If only we knew then what we know now? How many of us would have done things differently.. Don't think I would.
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Scunner on January 05, 2014, 19:26:17 PM
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Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: KKOB on January 05, 2014, 19:29:39 PM

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Says who ?
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Scunner on January 05, 2014, 19:34:06 PM

Says me

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Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on January 05, 2014, 19:45:44 PM
When you take down the decorations, put them in the loft and hoover and clean around the house.  It's a fact that for up to a week later there are always bits of glitter on the carpets...It's magic, just where does it come from?
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mercury on January 05, 2014, 20:07:39 PM
When you put the lights away knowing damn well that they are in full working order they wont be when you get them out next year Jacqui. Sods law
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: Lotty on January 06, 2014, 02:53:41 AM
A really good tip to keep tree lights untangled and working next year is to wind them around the cardboard tube which holds wrapping paper.  Sellotape the ends. (Sorry I digressed!)    ;)
Title: Re: The Undeniable Truths Thread
Post by: mercury on January 06, 2014, 14:33:23 PM
Too late for me I am afraid... but I did take the tree down early..