Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: Scunner on January 21, 2014, 01:29:49 AM
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The email confirms a top position due to my knowledge, skills & experience, and $60,000 a year for them.
"Dear Sir,
We are pleased to offer you one of the top positions in Our Company. We believe that your knowledge, skills and experience will be among our most valuable assets.
Our company is happy to offer a gross starting salary of $60,000 paid in weekly installments by your choice of check or direct deposit.
To receive an application form, please register here http:// cora.in.ua
Good luck,
Accrofab "
Oh hang on, I was offered it and now I need an application form...
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congratulations!! ;D ;D ;D
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Application form, a mere formality. 8)
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And only all your Bank details so we can pay you. ;)
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They've not really got the hang of this recruitment stuff have they, generally you get the application form and then get offered the job - but then again your skills are obviously widely known and very much in demand. When do you start LOL?
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I'm not sure - and I'm not sure which skills they want in particular. I would imagine my sarcasm and inability to suffer fools gladly would be the ones they are after.
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I think you should contact them and tell them you might be interested but can they send you a retainer cheque by post, to show their good intentions.
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$60,000 ? a man of your obvious life skills and integrity should not even be expected to get out of bed for such a mere pittance !! I have a feeling that these people had someone else's Curriculum Vitae to hand, and not that of yourself !! ;)
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Using an email address that is of no importance to me, I have responded.
Dear Sir
Many thanks for this kind offer. I would be honoured to hold one of the top positions in your company. A very nice salary too. I would like to be paid by direct deposit please. I will indeed be among your most valuable assets with my knowledge, skills and experience. You certainly have found the right person for this prestigious position.
Please advise my start date and where I should report to. I have ordered new shoes which will be delivered on Thursday so please, not before then.
Best Regards.
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Some people have all the luck. :(
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Be careful that they're not trying to get hold of the $3m that your Friend in God, General, Reverend, Barrister John Ngoma is sending you by Federal Express in return for your bank account details etc etc.
I've got an inkling that this offer might not be all it seems.
BTW I hope you remembered the "No brown in town" rule when you ordered the new shoes.
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Isn't it amazing, the jealousy!
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I bet Highlander never splashed out on new shoes for his new job.
You are letting that salary go to your head Mr Scattercash.
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Any news on a start date yet Keith.
Or perhaps they're waiting until you've got your new shoes.
good luck. :D
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Well done,all the best !