Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: stoop on January 28, 2014, 17:03:51 PM
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I so wish this report to be true but I guess it's a joke :)
Date Posted: Friday at 7:18 AM
THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.
It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.
Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.
“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”
The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.
It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.
While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.
The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.
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On the Calis Beach Bear Scale, its about a three.
JF
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Lol
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Well done Hung, give yourself a pat on the back. The ice creams are on me.
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Thought you said well hung done there for a sec :)
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Hope he remembered to use some factor 30...or he'll have a hell of a tan. :o
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No Mary he went at night
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Yep, I forgot that the sun goes to bed at night....Silly Me. ;)