Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: usedbustickets on February 04, 2014, 16:17:18 PM
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Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
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Woman:
I would not need a Ferrari, I prefer a cheaper car, my Range Rover Vogue is around the corner. I find it useful to get to my country estate...
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Man I would rather have my Eyes,
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Sorry my Efes:-) haha.
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This is the difference between men and woman... Beer is not the most important thing in life...Handbags and shoes are. ;D 8)