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General Topics => All things that have nothing to do with Turkey => Topic started by: DonM on May 04, 2014, 09:30:05 AM

Title: I'm totally confused
Post by: DonM on May 04, 2014, 09:30:05 AM
I arrived back home on Wednesday after being away for six months. Slowly been working my way through the snail mail.

I received a coding notice from the HM Revenue & Customs stating that my Civil Service widows and dependants pension will be taxed at the basic rate.

I've never had a widows pension, I don't suppose many men do but in this day and age anything can happen.  :)

With all the modern technology how can they foul up like this. Maybe a phone call on Tuesday will sort it out.

DonM
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: Eric on May 04, 2014, 09:36:32 AM
I don't think  HM Revenue & Customs would send you an e-mail, they would send you an official letter.  I suspect this is a phishing e-mail.
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: KKOB on May 04, 2014, 09:42:24 AM
Snail mail = Post  :)
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: KKOB on May 04, 2014, 09:46:26 AM

 Maybe a phone call on Tuesday will sort it out.

DonM

Good Luck with that !

“Hello, and welcome to the HMRC Helpline.

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde, don’t press any buttons - you’ll just mess it up.”


Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: Hamlet on May 04, 2014, 09:54:42 AM
I don't think  HM Revenue & Customs would send you an e-mail, they would send you an official letter.  I suspect this is a phishing e-mail.

Snail mail Eric, ie, Royal Mail
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: sadler on May 04, 2014, 09:59:54 AM
Seems you are not the only one who is confused Don.  :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: Eric on May 04, 2014, 12:50:34 PM
OK, missed the snail mail bit.   8) :-X
Title: Re: I'm totally confused
Post by: LeeGlo on May 04, 2014, 18:02:54 PM
Tell them you'll be happy to pay the tax if they pay you the pension.