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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: Scott and Lisa on July 31, 2014, 18:34:29 PM

Title: its the way I tell them
Post by: Scott and Lisa on July 31, 2014, 18:34:29 PM

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

Title: Re: its the way I tell them
Post by: usedbustickets on August 01, 2014, 10:25:04 AM

Another groan.... :D :D :D

Title: Re: its the way I tell them
Post by: mary62 on August 01, 2014, 11:56:30 AM

Quote from: Scott and Lisa on July 31, 2014, 18:34:29 PM

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

So is farting in a lift. ;D ;D

I'll get me coat.

Title: Re: its the way I tell them
Post by: cef on August 02, 2014, 02:39:04 AM

Quote from: mary62 on August 01, 2014, 11:56:30 AM

Quote from: Scott and Lisa on July 31, 2014, 18:34:29 PM

We have a wave of crime in the local multistory carparks,,,,,,,,,its wrong on so many levels

So is farting in a lift. ;D ;D

I'll get me coat.

Sooo wrong, yet sooo funny  :) or, I may add 'in any enclosed space'!  Only applies to men of course, ladies don't do that!  :-X

Title: Best Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe?
Post by: Neil B on August 02, 2014, 11:25:12 AM

My wife tells me sex on holiday is a lot better - Not the best post card to receive!

I like holding hands when I go to the cinema - I do get a lot of funny looks though!