Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
Turkey Related Subjects => Turkey Discussion Forum (Not Calis specifically) => Topic started by: JohnF on August 26, 2014, 11:04:58 AM
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Shamelessly pinched from another forum :) and not sure if it should be in the jokes section...
JF
RTE pays a visit to the Black Sea area, where he delivers a long & fiery speech to a class of students at the local university. At the end of the speech he is really pleased with himself and thinks he has greatly impressed them. He invites questions from the class.
Mehmet stands up & says: " Mr President, I have 3 questions to ask you:
1. With all the polls showing your decrease in popularity, how is it that your vote count increased in the last election?
2. In recent times you have sold off a lot of our public companies to foreign interests. How much was made from these sales?
3. What has happened to this money?
RTE clears his throat, but just then, the bell rings. "We'll continue after the break." he announces.
After the break he begins by saying "Now, where were we?" This time Volkan stands up & says "You were about to answer our questions Mr President."
"Oh yes, could you repeat the questions please,"
Volkan says " I have 5 questions for you Sir...
1. With all the polls showing your decrease in popularity, how is it that your vote count was increased in the last election?
2. In recent times you have sold off a lot of our public companies to foreign interests. How much was made from these sales ?
3. What has happened to this money ?
4. Why did the recess bell go half an hour early?
5. Where is Mehmet???
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I am glad you didn't put it in the Jokes section as it is a place I never visit so would have it. Made me chuckle.
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missed ?
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I remember this from years ago except the president was a Mr George Bush.... ;)
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:o but I think most apt in present day Turkey :'(
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It IS in the jokes section on the "other" forum, but it should be in "political comments" or your HORROR scope for the future by Mystic Reg.