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Flights, Airlines and Airports => Flights to Dalaman and Turkey, Airlines and Airports => Topic started by: Scunner on October 15, 2014, 12:32:41 PM

Title: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: Scunner on October 15, 2014, 12:32:41 PM
Steph got pulled over at Edinburgh Airport security scanner, and was asked why she had a bag with _______ in it.

Go on, have a guess  :)
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: Liz 101 on October 15, 2014, 13:08:32 PM
Cheese?
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Post by: scorcher on October 15, 2014, 13:18:35 PM
Peas  ;D
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Post by: Diverbaz 1 on October 15, 2014, 13:58:59 PM
empty sweet wrappers
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Post by: Colwyn on October 15, 2014, 13:59:52 PM
Nothing.
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Post by: Lotty on October 15, 2014, 14:11:09 PM
Gun?
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Post by: Colwyn on October 15, 2014, 14:13:54 PM
Twins.
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Post by: Marggie on October 15, 2014, 14:33:21 PM
Drugs. When we left Manchester my bag was diverted for checking.  He went over it with some sort of wand thing which he then rubbed over some paper.  When I asked what the problem was, he said 'we are checking to see if it contains drugs or has been in touch with drugs, we do a random check'.  Needless to say it was clean.
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: thebillet on October 15, 2014, 14:52:53 PM
Documentary evidence that someone had spoken ill of someone in Uzumlu?
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Post by: Jo on October 15, 2014, 15:07:48 PM
Marmite!
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Post by: karaokemark on October 15, 2014, 15:11:48 PM
Bacon for Cenk
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Post by: KKOB on October 15, 2014, 15:33:58 PM
A copy of the minutes of the last Expat Efes Index Committee meeting ?
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Post by: AOK on October 15, 2014, 15:43:16 PM
Haggis ;D
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Post by: Susiepink on October 15, 2014, 16:12:20 PM
Corned beef ?
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Post by: Gary-O on October 15, 2014, 16:42:56 PM
A rampant rabbit  ;D :o ;D ;D ;
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Post by: KKOB on October 15, 2014, 16:49:30 PM
Dirty Boy !  ;)
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Post by: Gary-O on October 15, 2014, 17:09:05 PM
He did say guess and it wasn't my bag being searched  ;D
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: Scunner on October 15, 2014, 17:12:01 PM
As I am surviving between wifi connections I shall confirm that Colwyn's first guess is indeed correct!
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: Highlander on October 15, 2014, 18:41:47 PM
A woman carrying a bag with nothing in it !!!!!!!. That is suspicious.
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: Colwyn on October 15, 2014, 18:54:54 PM
H, it simply means she hasn't been shopping - yet. Mind you, if it was Hilary, I would be the one with the empty bag and we would then swap her full bag for "my" empty one when she was ready to go shopping.
Title: Re: Suspicious Baggage
Post by: heather07 on October 16, 2014, 00:21:05 AM
Quote from: Colwyn on October 15, 2014, 18:54:54 PM
H, it simply means she hasn't been shopping - yet. Mind you, if it was Hilary, I would be the one with the empty bag and we would then swap her full bag for "my" empty one when she was ready to go shopping.

As it should be.  You are a true gent to carry the shopping!!