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Turkey Related Subjects => Turkey Discussion Forum (Not Calis specifically) => Topic started by: Jacqui Harvey on November 26, 2015, 08:41:35 AM

Title: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: Jacqui Harvey on November 26, 2015, 08:41:35 AM

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Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: kevin3 on November 26, 2015, 08:52:16 AM

  When the suicide bombers get their 72 Virgins what do they "perform" with.?

  I shouldn't imagine there is much left to "perform" with.!

  Or, like the bomber, am I missing something.?         ;)

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: KKOB on November 26, 2015, 08:58:44 AM

They'll be in bits when the truth dawns.

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: johntaylor49 on December 06, 2015, 17:36:13 PM

There are times I miss my old job.

It is God's job to forgive them, used to be mine to effect the introduction  :)

J

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: Colwyn on December 07, 2015, 17:21:47 PM

Quote from: johntaylor49 on December 06, 2015, 17:36:13 PM

There are times I miss my old job.

It is God's job to forgive them, used to be mine to effect the introduction   :)

J

Were you a public executioner/serial killer or an undertaker/gravedigger?

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: Highlander on December 07, 2015, 17:34:34 PM

Or as the original post on the other place said "a member of the armed forces"

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: KKOB on December 07, 2015, 18:34:32 PM

A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold.

When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.

Allah looked at him for a moment, and then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So, you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail.

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity..?”

Allah replied, "Who told you they were women"..??

Title: Re: I hope this is what the suicide bombers will get when they arrive in heaven.
Post by: Troy on December 09, 2015, 12:28:49 PM

A jihaddist had just attacked a target in the USA. He was killed and went into the afterlife, passing through misty clouds, until he came to a large room. In the room, surrounding him, were dozens of the biggest, meanest rednecks he had ever seen, all holding baseball bats and axe handles. So he says

"Virginians??? I thought you said VIRGINS!!!"