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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: mary62 on January 17, 2016, 14:05:54 PM

Title: ashes to ashes (a bit rude)
Post by: mary62 on January 17, 2016, 14:05:54 PM

A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them.
"You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money."
Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."

Title: Re: ashes to ashes (a bit rude)
Post by: KKOB on January 17, 2016, 14:14:32 PM

Is that your tribute to David Bowie ?  ;)