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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: pompeylee on January 17, 2016, 19:36:02 PM

Title: period
Post by: pompeylee on January 17, 2016, 19:36:02 PM

My wife said I bet you can't go a day without making a joke about periods.

I said, alright,  you're on.

Title: Re: period
Post by: Highlander on January 17, 2016, 21:45:47 PM

Sorry for seeming thick, but can someone explain that to me :-[

Title: Re: period
Post by: Scunner on January 17, 2016, 21:52:51 PM

I'll give it a go

The monthly cycle of changes in the ovaries and the lining of the uterus (endometrium), starting with the preparation of an egg for fertilization. When the follicle of the prepared egg in the ovary breaks, it is released for fertilization and ovulation occurs. Unless pregnancy occurs, the cycle ends with the shedding of part of the endometrium, which is menstruation, and is often referred to as being "on".

Title: Re: period
Post by: Menthol on January 17, 2016, 22:13:51 PM

Hysterical.

Title: Re: period
Post by: Highlander on January 17, 2016, 22:24:07 PM

You woman don't know what us men have to go through   ;)

Title: Re: period
Post by: KKOB on January 18, 2016, 06:01:47 AM

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