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Title: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: usedbustickets on February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM
WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password.
 
USER:  cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER:  boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
 
USER:  1 boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
 
USER:  50BLOODYboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
 
USER:  50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER: ReallyweeedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already in use.

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: KKOB on February 01, 2016, 22:32:53 PM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: JohnF on February 01, 2016, 22:56:15 PM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?

Yeah, I'm with him.  Given your online persona I find it hard imagining you bellowing with laughter over anything  :)

JF
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: KKOB on February 01, 2016, 23:05:33 PM
I'm having a quiet chuckle now.  :)
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: usedbustickets on February 02, 2016, 08:16:57 AM

Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Really ?

Indeed I did old son, which is why I said it!  Why you would doubt it or even find time in your busy schedule to post such a mean spirited one worder suggests what a sad place KKOB World is.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Dennis Vint on February 02, 2016, 09:09:40 AM
UBT.......Brilliant!!  Not often that I experience a belly laugh at the start of a new day.   ;D
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Stuart T on February 02, 2016, 15:09:01 PM
I chuckled - and I'm on my own at the moment so it wasn't for attention.

I laughed 'cos it's very funny.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Scunner on February 14, 2016, 16:04:06 PM
I have never in my life known a website where your password needs to be unique. What a cräp joke..!
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Highlander on February 14, 2016, 16:18:26 PM
Almost as bad as it was in May 2014  ;)
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Stuart T on February 14, 2016, 18:58:31 PM
I still think it's very funny.

Plus, I've told it to many others who also thought it was very funny (perhaps it was the way I told it).

Scunner and Highlander - I've just moved my mobile 'phone into the other room.

I think your combined negativity might suck the life out of my battery.



Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Scunner on February 14, 2016, 19:38:23 PM
It's hard to be positive with a 'joke' based on a scenario that never, ever happens.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Highlander on February 14, 2016, 19:50:27 PM
I still think it's very funny.


stuart T I would not have posted the joke if I had not thought it was funny  ;).

Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: KKOB on February 14, 2016, 20:03:29 PM
So anyway, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman................................
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Highlander on February 14, 2016, 20:14:41 PM
That's funnier than many I've read on here recently.  ;)
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: kevin3 on February 14, 2016, 20:50:54 PM


    So do better.!      :)
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Stuart T on February 14, 2016, 21:00:32 PM
Highlander  - sorry, old bean.

Missed the original.

My fault.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: usedbustickets on February 15, 2016, 14:03:28 PM
It's hard to be positive with a 'joke' based on a scenario that never, ever happens.

OK so we change it to Username then, but would it have been any more or less funnier, I don't think so.  People just like it , and like Stuart I have had a number of people tell me that, including IT professionals who found it very funny.  Why is it funny? well perhaps because the level of frustration felt by people in dealing with systems/sites/devices etc. that people can enjoy the pleasure of the punchline of this joke.  Since when did the only joke that works, have to be a likely or accurate or literal scenarios.  As in this case does a joke only work when it is based on people's own literal experiences, do people not have imagination?  If they didn't then the following would never have worked:-

The Norwegian Blue!
Scotsman, Irishman, Englishman, Jew Arab go into a pub/shop/railway carriage together
Knock Knock
Why the long face?
Salesman and the landlords daughter
A Pakistani Dalek
O's
Anything by Eddie Izzard
Suit you sir!
Answering the question that went before
Tap tap tap on the window .... only Greta bloody Garbo
Only one broom in all the years on the council
Welcome to ballet Bona

Oh I'm gonna stop, the memory of these and other jokes are starting to make me chuckle ... literally chuckle with pleasure!






Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: Scunner on February 15, 2016, 20:20:56 PM
A good joke needs to at least be based upon a scenario that exists or is at least technically feasible UBT, even you know that  ;)
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: scorcher on February 15, 2016, 20:56:55 PM
It's also a little ancient.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: kevin3 on February 15, 2016, 21:07:54 PM

 Hear the one about Cyril Smith MP and the beautiful blond female nymphomaniac.
Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: JohnF on February 15, 2016, 21:15:59 PM
Hear the one about Cyril Smith MP

Was he wearing a green mankini at the time?

  :)

JF

Title: Re: A Grey Warrior setting up a new password
Post by: kevin3 on February 15, 2016, 21:55:05 PM



       You've heard it. !!         :(




 
        Anythings possible.        ;)