Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: usedbustickets on February 01, 2016, 21:05:45 PM
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WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyweeedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline .... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline .... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Really ?
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Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline .... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Really ?
Yeah, I'm with him. Given your online persona I find it hard imagining you bellowing with laughter over anything :)
JF
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I'm having a quiet chuckle now. :)
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Well I bellowed with laughter at that punchline .... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Really ?
Indeed I did old son, which is why I said it! Why you would doubt it or even find time in your busy schedule to post such a mean spirited one worder suggests what a sad place KKOB World is.
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UBT.......Brilliant!! Not often that I experience a belly laugh at the start of a new day. ;D
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I chuckled - and I'm on my own at the moment so it wasn't for attention.
I laughed 'cos it's very funny.
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I have never in my life known a website where your password needs to be unique. What a cräp joke..!
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Almost as bad as it was in May 2014 ;)
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I still think it's very funny.
Plus, I've told it to many others who also thought it was very funny (perhaps it was the way I told it).
Scunner and Highlander - I've just moved my mobile 'phone into the other room.
I think your combined negativity might suck the life out of my battery.
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It's hard to be positive with a 'joke' based on a scenario that never, ever happens.
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I still think it's very funny.
stuart T I would not have posted the joke if I had not thought it was funny ;).
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So anyway, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman................................
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That's funnier than many I've read on here recently. ;)
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So do better.! :)
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Highlander - sorry, old bean.
Missed the original.
My fault.
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It's hard to be positive with a 'joke' based on a scenario that never, ever happens.
OK so we change it to Username then, but would it have been any more or less funnier, I don't think so. People just like it , and like Stuart I have had a number of people tell me that, including IT professionals who found it very funny. Why is it funny? well perhaps because the level of frustration felt by people in dealing with systems/sites/devices etc. that people can enjoy the pleasure of the punchline of this joke. Since when did the only joke that works, have to be a likely or accurate or literal scenarios. As in this case does a joke only work when it is based on people's own literal experiences, do people not have imagination? If they didn't then the following would never have worked:-
The Norwegian Blue!
Scotsman, Irishman, Englishman, Jew Arab go into a pub/shop/railway carriage together
Knock Knock
Why the long face?
Salesman and the landlords daughter
A Pakistani Dalek
O's
Anything by Eddie Izzard
Suit you sir!
Answering the question that went before
Tap tap tap on the window .... only Greta bloody Garbo
Only one broom in all the years on the council
Welcome to ballet Bona
Oh I'm gonna stop, the memory of these and other jokes are starting to make me chuckle ... literally chuckle with pleasure!
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A good joke needs to at least be based upon a scenario that exists or is at least technically feasible UBT, even you know that ;)
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It's also a little ancient.
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Hear the one about Cyril Smith MP and the beautiful blond female nymphomaniac.
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Hear the one about Cyril Smith MP
Was he wearing a green mankini at the time?
:)
JF
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You've heard it. !! :(
Anythings possible. ;)