Calis Beach and Fethiye Turkey Discussion Forum
General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: kevin3 on February 14, 2016, 17:53:08 PM
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A Priest is driving down the road when he comes across a pig lying dead in the road.
He contacts the police to inform them of his find.
A cocky, old, Desk Sergeant laughed and said "Did you give it the Last Rites, LOL"..??
"No" said the Priest "I thought I'd inform his next of kin first....
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....... be still, my beating heart.
If I had £5 for every time I've heard "I smell bacon" I could buy a villa in Calis.
However, pretty funny, nonetheless.
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Many, many years ago I worked for TNT. We once had a heck of a job tracking down the correct address of the recipients of a parcel addressed simply as 'Sussex Pigs'.
We eventually delivered it to Sussex Constabulary in Lewes, East Sussex.
;)