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General Topics => Jokes => Topic started by: usedbustickets on February 25, 2016, 14:08:09 PM

Title: Two for the price of one
Post by: usedbustickets on February 25, 2016, 14:08:09 PM
I once dropped a whole big bag of Maltesers on the floor at a Weight Watchers meeting.

Best game of Hungry Hippos I've ever seen. ;   ;)   ;)



I told my wife that a bloke down the pub reckoned that our milkman had slept with every woman in our street, bar one.
 
She said "I bet it's that snooty Phyllis at number 37".   ;D ;D ;D ;D


Alright ... alright don't keep pushing, I'll get me own coat..thank you : :) : :)